“Welcome to Twitter! If you’re not already followed by a stalker, one will be assigned to you”
“Welcome to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter! If you’re not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you” is a social media saying that as been printed on several images.
“Welcome to Twitter. If you don’t already have a stalker, one will be provided for you” was posted on Twitter by Jay on September 9, 2017. “Welcome to Twitter. If you are not already being followed by a creepy stalker, One will be assigned to you” was posted on Twitter by Claire J Cheeseman on October 23, 2018.
“Welcome to Facebook! If you’re not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you” was posted on Facebook by John ElHanafi on April 5, 2018. “WELCOME TO FB WERE IF YOU’RE NOT ALREADY FRIENDS WITH A CREEPY STALKER, ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU” was posted on Facebook by Dwayne Branch on July 16, 2018.
“Welcome to the world of social media, if you’re not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you!” was posted on Twitter by fL@tts on February 17, 2020.
Twitter
Jay
@Jay1972Jay
Welcome to Twitter.
If you don’t already have a stalker, one will be provided for you.
12:46 AM · Sep 9, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
John ElHanafi
April 5, 2018 ·
Welcome to Facebook! If you’re not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you. 😂
Facebook
Dwayne Branch
July 16, 2018 ·
FRIEND REQUEST 101:
WELCOME TO FB WERE IF YOU’RE NOT ALREADY FRIENDS WITH A CREEPY STALKER, ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU
#BLOCKED
Twitter
Claire J Cheeseman
@cjcheesecake
Welcome to Twitter
If you are not already being followed by a creepy stalker .
One will be assigned to you
11:39 AM · Oct 23, 2018·Twitter for Android
Twitter
iä iä Alex ftagn
@QuixoticRocket
Replying to @D0cCupCake
welcome to the internet. if you don’t yet have a twitter stalker then one will be assigned to you soon…
9:30 AM · Oct 25, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Facebook
Rickey Caldwell to Funny Quotes,Pictures and Sayings
December 5, 2018 ·
Welcome to Facebook. If you’re not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you.
Twitter
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗝
@misguidedgent
Welcome to Twitter… a designated stalker will be assigned to you shortly…
2:37 PM · Mar 23, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Dr Sofia
@SofiaChiro
Welcome to Facebook. If you don’t already have a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you.
7:06 AM · Apr 12, 2019·Facebook
Twitter
Andy Spell
@andyspell_84
Welcome to Twitter
If you’re not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you.
12:09 PM · Jul 13, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Jon Preston Guthrie
September 10, 2019 ·
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK 👤 & TWITTER…🐦 IF YOU’RE NOT ALREADY FRIENDS WITH A CREEPY STALKER, 🤪 ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU!!! 😲 ✍️ 😆
Twitter
Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK 👤 & TWITTER…🐦 IF YOU’RE NOT ALREADY FRIENDS WITH A CREEPY STALKER, 🤪 ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU!!! 😲 ✍️ 😆
6:23 PM · Sep 10, 2019·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Bianca van Wyk
@BiancavanWyk16
Welcome to Twitter - if you have not been followed by a creepy stalker or insulted by a Hater, we apologise for the delay, one will be assigned to you shortly. Winking face
2:38 PM · Oct 14, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Chris
@WabBit86
Welcome to Facebook - if you have not been followed by a creepy stalker or insulted by a Hater, we apologise for the delay, one will be assigned to you shortly. Winking face
9:19 PM · Oct 22, 2019·Facebook
Twitter
Dennis the trainer
@GrazianoDennis
Welcome to Twitter.
If you are not already followed by a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you shortly.
8:32 AM · Dec 18, 2019 from Brooklyn, NY·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Lukas Greg
@broccoli_gainz
Welcome to Facebook!
If you’re not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you.
5:28 PM · Jan 12, 2020·Facebook
Twitter
fL@tts
@dylantemeoto
Welcome to the world of social media, if you’re not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you!
4:46 PM · Feb 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone