“What do you call a soup made with weed?”/“Cannabisque.”
"Cannabisque" (cannabis + bisque) was defined in the Urban Dictionary on December 2, 2010, as " tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter." The portmanteau is mostly…
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“What do you call a spice with some experience?”/“Seasoned salt.”
"Seasoned salt" is a blend of salt, herbs and spices. "Seasoned salt is salt with some experience" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on April 9, 2014.…
“What do you call a spicy Japanese pizza demon?”/“Pepper oni.”
"Pepperoni" (an American variety of salami) has nothing to do with "oni" (a Japanese demon, ogre or troll), but there are jokes. "Pepper Oni - the stripper w/ the heart of…
“What do you call a spicy Jewish bread?”/“Challapeno.”
"Challapeño" or "Challahpeño" (challah + jalapeño) began as a Jewish-Mexican fusion cuisine joke, but the bread actually exists and has become popular.…
“What do you call a spooky burrito?”/“A boo-rito.”
Chipotle Mexican Grill trademarked "boo-rito" -- a spooky Halloween "burrito" -- with a first use date of January 2000. "What did you do Kevin? #boorito? is this a spooky…
“What do you call a spud in a hotel?”/“A suite potato.”
"Sweet potato" shouldn't be confused with "suite potato," but there are jokes. "Q. What kind of potato rents more than one room in a hotel? A. A suite potato" was…
“What do you call a steak made of little yellow guys?”/“A filet minion.”
"Filet mignon" should not be confused with "filet minion" (Minions are fictional characters that appear in the Despicable Me franchise), but there are jokes. "Filet…
“What do you call a stolen Tesla?”/“An Edison.”
Tesla Motors was named after Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla (1856-1943), who died at his residence in New York City's New Yorker Hotel (where there is a commemorative plaque).…
“What do you call a stripper from Malta?”/“A Malteser.”
"Maltesers" are a British confectionery product with a a spheroid malted milk centre. The candy has nothing to do with the country of Malta, but there's a riddle: Q: What do you call…
“What do you call a stupid fish?”/“A dumb bass.”
A fishing riddle is: Q: What do you call a stupid fish?A: A dumb bass. "Dumb bass" sounds like "dumb ass." "What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb…
“What do you call a surreptitious shellfish?”/“Clamdestine.”
"Clamdestine" (clam + clandestine) is an infrequently used and jocular shellfish term. "Clamdestine -- Something secretive among shellfish" was published in The Arizona Republic…
“What do you call a tea which stays with you for a long time?”/“Loyalty.”
"Loyalty" (or "loyaltea" or "loyal tea") is a word used in tea puns. "He asked what kind of tea I like, I replied loyalty..." was posted on Twitter on April…
“What do you call a teacher who doesn’t fart in public?”/“A private tooter.”
There's a joke about private tutors: Q: What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public?A: A private tootor. The pun began as a musical joke. "WHEN is an educational instructor…
“What do you call a teller on a tightrope?”/“Online banking.”
A banking riddle was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on September 15, 2017: Q: What do you call a teller on a tightrope?A: Online banking. “Can you buy clothes pegs online?” and “Can you tell me…
“What do you call a temporary teacher fart?”/“A substitoot.”
"Substitute" is often jocularly spelled "substitoot." A musical riddle was cited in print in 1882: Q: What should a man be called who takes the place of another in a brass…
“What do you call a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist?”/“The Alluminati.”
"Tin foil hat" can describe someone who believes in conspiracy theories; the hat itself is usually aluminum foil. "Alluminati" is a portmanteau of "aluminum" and…
“What do you call a toothless cannibal?”/“A can’tibal.”
"Cantibal" (or "can'tibal") and "canntibal" (or "cann'tibal") have been suggested as the opposite of "cannibal." "cantibal someone…
“What do you call a town full of pigs?”/“A hamlet.”
There are several puns of "hamlet" and "ham." "What do you call a small pork farm? ... a hamlet" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 19, 2020. "What do you…
“What do you call a town with a lot of benches?”/“A sitty.”
"City" has nothing to do with "sit," but there are jokes. "What do you call a town with a lot of benches? A sitty" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on August 5, 2023.…
“What do you call a traveling salesman riding a bicycle?”/“A pedaler.”
"Peddler" shouldn't be confused with "pedaler," but this riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 10, 2022: Q: What do you call a traveling salesman riding a…