“What do you call a zombie who stir fries?”/“Dead Man Wokking.”
There have been several puns on the title of the fil Dead Man Walking (1995). "I've got the best idea for a movie. It's about a zombie who becomes a chinese food chef. I call it…
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“What do you call advice from a cow?”/“Beef tips.”
"Beef tips" is a dish and has nothing to do with advice from a cow, but there are jokes. "If I give a cow advice is that 'beef tips'" was posted on Twitter by Deion…
“What do you call aged pasta?”/“Ravioldi.”
Is old ravioli called "ravioldi"? "My Bro Said (Ravioldi!)" was posted on Twitter on February 8, 2012. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 14, 2017: Q: What do…
“What do you call an accordion player with a beeper?”/“An optimist.”
A classic joke about accordion players was printed in Herb Caen's column in the San Francisco (CA) Chronicle, on March 22, 1993: "Comedian Ronnie Schell at the Washbag Thurs. night,…
“What do you call an accordion player with a pager?”/“An optimist.”
A classic joke about accordion players was printed in Herb Caen's column in the San Francisco (CA) Chronicle, on March 22, 1993: "Comedian Ronnie Schell at the Washbag Thurs. night,…
“What do you call an accountant with an opinion?”/“An auditor.”
Accountants are often joked to be less exciting people than auditors. An accounting joke is: Q: What do you call an accountant with an opinion?A: An auditor. The joke was cited on Twitter on…
“What do you call an acid with an attitude?”/“A-mean-oh acid.”
A science riddle has been printed on several images: Q: What do you call an acid with an attitude?A: A-mean-oh acid. The joke was posted on Twitter by Luciana on November 12, 2011. Wikipedia: Amino…
“What do you call an alien who eats too much cheese, egg yolks & animal fat?”/“An extra cholesterol”
A pun on the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) has been cited in print since at least 1998: Q: What do you call a fat alien?A: An extra-cholesterol! A slightly different version was posted on…
“What do you call an alligator in a vest?”/“An investigator.”
An alligator riddle that has been printed on images is: Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?A: An investigator. The alligator pun was posted on Twitter on September 20, 2010, but went viral…
“What do you call an alligator with a GPS?”/“A navigator.”
An alligator riddle has been printed on several images: Q: What do you call an alligator with a GPS?A: A navigator. The joke was posted on Twitter on June 11, 2012. “What do you call an alligator…
“What do you call an alligator with a map?”/“A navigator.”
An alligator riddle is: Q: What do you call an alligator with a map?A: A navigator. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Funny on September 19, 2011. "@thoselamejokes What do you call an alligator…
“What do you call an American drawing?”/“A Yankee Doodle.”
A popular July 4th (Independence Day) riddle is: Q: What do you call an American drawing?A: A Yankee Doodle. The Yankee Doodle pun has been cited in print since at least 1988. Wikipedia: Yankee…
“What do you call an angry carrot?”/“A steamed veggie.”
A food riddle is: Q: What do you call an angry carrot?A: A steamed veggie. "got this from the veggie tales Facebook. what do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie" was posted on…
“What do you call an angry nut?”/“A pissed-achio.”
"Pistachio" sounds like "pissed-achio," and there are jokes. "Hmmmmmmmm! Just finished a large bag of pissed achios and some plum brandy" was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call an annoyed lobster?”/“A frustacean.”
A lobster riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on December 28, 2019: Q: What do you call an annoyed lobster?A: A frustacean. "Frustacean" (frustration + crustacean) is a portmanteau…
“What do you call an ant who skips school?”/“A truant.”
An ant riddle is: Q: What do you call an ant who skips school?A: A truant. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2004. Civilization Fanatics CenterWhat do you call an ant that skips…
“What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down stairs?”/“A condescending con descending.”
A popular pun is: Q: What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down stairs?A: A condescending con descending. "A condescending con descending" was a "Cryptoquip" puzzle…
“What do you call an atheist business?”/“A non-prophet organization.”
"Prophet" is sometimes used in business puns for the word "profit." "Atheism is a non-prophet organization" is a joke that has been cited in print since at least 1988.…
“What do you call an athletic pumpkin?”/“A jock o’ lantern.”
A Halloween riddle is: Q: What do you call an athletic pumpkin?A: A jock o' lantern. "Jock" is added to the term "jack o' lantern." "what do you call a very…
“What do you call an average comic?”/“A co-median.”
"Comedian" has nothing to do with a "median," but there are "co-median" jokes. "Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny?…