“Two men walk into a bar. The first orders H2O…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular science joke that has been printed on many images is: Two men walk into a bar.One…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A popular science joke that has been printed on many images is: Two men walk into a bar.One…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes about two or three men walking into a bar and ducking (or not…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A mute version is: "Two mutes walk into a bar. One says to the other..." The…
"Have you read Marx?" (author Karl Marx) sounds like "Have you red marks?" A popular joke is: "Two nudists were discussing politics. One asks, 'Have you read…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An orange version is: "Two oranges walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says,…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An overachiever version is: "Two overachievers walk into a bar. Clearly, the bar…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A peanut version is: "Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A peanut version is: "Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted…
"Two peanuts were walking down the street -- one was assaulted" ("assaulted" is a pun on "a salted" peanut) is a joke that has been published on many websites.…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A penguin version is: "Two penguins walk into a bar, and the bartender says,…
Hovis is a British bread company. There's a joke that puns "Hovis" with "Jehovah" (of Jehovah's Witnesses): "Two women knocked at my door and started preaching to…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A quotation mark version is: "Two quotation marks 'walk into' a bar."…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A math version is: "Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were…
"Two reasons we don't trust people: 1. We don't know them, 2. We know them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This saying -- by an anonymous author --…
A comment about giving money to homeless people was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 26, 2017: "2 reasons why I don't give money to homeless people:1. They need money for drugs.2. I…
American poet Robert Frost (1874-1963) wrote in the poem "The Road Not Taken" (1916): "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all…
American poet Robert Frost (1874-1963) wrote in the poem "The Road Not Taken" (1916): "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all…
American poet Robert Frost (1874-1963) wrote in the poem "The Road Not Taken" (1916): "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all…
American poet Robert Frost (1874-1963) wrote in the poem "The Road Not Taken" (1916): "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all…
"Two rules for this heat: 1. Drink a lot of water, 2. Watch how you talk to me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This means that conversations can get heated as well.…