People sometimes return empty wallets to their owners; the money is gone, however. "To the guy that returned my empty wallet...I don't know how to repay you. http://bit.ly/1zznTUe via…
New York is (1959) is a book with text by Gilbert Millstein (1915-1999) and photos by Robert Frank (1924-2019). According to Biblio.com, the book was published by the New York Times as a…
New York is (1959) is a book with text by Gilbert Millstein (1915-1999) and photos by Robert Frank (1924-2019). According to Biblio.com, the book was published by the New York Times as a…
One shoe -- not two -- can be found on the sides of highways. A joke was posted on Twitter by ratthew on September 25, 2015: "To the people who lose one shoe on the side of the highway: Please…
"To whoever stole my broken bathroom scales: You won't get a weigh with this" -- a pun on "You won't get away with this" -- was posted on Twitter by daniel whiting on…
"Contact lenses" shouldn't be confused with "contacts," but there are jokes. "Someone stole my glasses. I will find you. I have my contacts" was posted on Twitter…
A joke about queues was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on September 20, 2021: "To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now." That is, the speaker is now standing…
There is a political right and a political far right. To be politically "to the right of Ivan the Terrible" (or "to the right of Attila the Hun" or "to the right of Genghis…
"To the victor belongs the spoils" is the famous quote by New York Senator William Learned Marcy (1786-1857), recited in the U. S. Senate, 25 January 1832. The "spoils system"…
"To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. "To the world you may be one person, but to one…
"To the world, you may just be one crazy vegan. To the animals, you are their only hope" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "To the world, you may just be one…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw governments use "snitches get rewards/riches programs. Some people countered with an image of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler and a reference to the Third…
"To thrive in life you need three bones... A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone " is a saying that has been printed on many posters and frequently credited to American country music…
"To be, or not to be, that is the question" is the opening phrase of a soliloquy by Prince Hamlet in William Shakespeare's play Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1. Several jokes replace…
"If you try, you risk failure. If you don’t, you ensure it" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "To try when there is little hope…
"Understand paranoid people better by following them around" (or "To understand paranoid people better, follow them around") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
Bagels, baguettes, breadsticks, crackers, croutons, pizza crust and toast have all been called "bread jerky." "Toast is just bread jerky, you silly fux. I am eatin' toast"…
What is toast? This was posted on Twitter by Paula Pell on February 20, 2015: "Toast is just soft bread that has been hurt before." “Toast is just twice-baked bread” is a similar…
"Have we ever considered that toast is 'twice-baked' bread?" is a question that was published in a 2011 book. "Has anybody else ever realized that toast is just twice baked…
"Toasters are like tanning beds for bread" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Global Toaster - Tanning Just Like a Slice of Bread in a Toaster" was…