“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. -- Voltaire" suddenly became the subject of "Quote of the Day" on several websites in 2012, even…
John Henry Newman (1801-1890), also known as Cardinal Newman, wrote in An Essay on the Development of Christian Doctrine (1845): "In a higher world it is otherwise; but here below to live is…
There's a popular weight loss joke: "To lose weight, go to a paint store. You can get thinner there." "Sign in paint store: Want to get thinner? Try ours -- 98c a gallon"…
There's a popular weight loss joke: "To lose weight, go to a paint store. You can get thinner there." "Sign in paint store: Want to get thinner? Try ours -- 98c a gallon"…
A coffee expression was posted on Twitter on March 24, 2014: Ways to win my heart: 1. Buy me coffee.2. Make me coffee.3. Be coffee. A slightly different coffee expression was posted on Twitter on…
The Municipal Art Society (MAS) of New York City was founded in March 1893. "To make us love our city, we must make our city lovely" was the first MAS motto. "To make us love our…
"To me, 'drink responsibly' means don't spill it" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts and ecards. "Drink responsibly means don't spill any I…
What are essential oils? "Essential oils are what drips out of tacos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Essential oils are what drips out of tacos" was…
One of the most popular of customer service quotations is this: "To my customer: I may not have the answer, but I'll find it. I may not have the time, but I'll make it. I may not be…
"To be, or not to be, that is the question" is the opening phrase of a soliloquy by Prince Hamlet in William Shakespeare's play Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1. Several jokes replace…
"To people who put antlers and a nose on their car for Christmas: You can't trick me. I know it's a car!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Biggest holiday…
"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "'When you plant a garden, you have to believe in tomorrow,'…
"To be, or not to be, that is the question" is the opening phrase of a soliloquy by Prince Hamlet in William Shakespeare's play Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1. Several jokes replace…
"To be, or not to be, that is the question" is the opening phrase of a soliloquy by Prince Hamlet in William Shakespeare's play Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1. Several jokes replace…
Bouck White's The book of Daniel Drew (1910) is a semi-fictional biography that is sometimes mistaken for an autobiography of American financier Daniel Drew (1797-1879). The book contains two…
"To stay healthy this spring I'm only going to eat the white part of the Carbury's Creme Eggs" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on ecards. The saying was…
"To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun, it is best to use subtle tea" was posted on Facebook by David Basinow on February 25, 2022, and on Twitter by mariana Z on February 26, 2022.…
"Nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To survive in a nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs, you must become…
Many American citizens believe that their presidential votes do not count unless they live in a "swing state" -- that is, a contested state and one that is not a sure thing for Democrats…
"To the 98% of people who follow me but don't talk to me, Who are you? Do you like tacos?" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Dear 98% of…