A Father's Day saying was posted on X/Twitter by Mike Primavera on June 17, 2015: "Get your dad what he really wants this Father's Day by turning off the lights when you leave a…
There have been several math jokes on Fibonacci numbers. "Fibonacci joke: 'I feel like this year’s Fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!'" was posted…
An old joke has a husband eating a meal that was cooked by his wife. "This meal is fit for a king!" he tells his wife, then he calls the family dog. "Here, King! Come on, boy! Here,…
"This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This Friday, finish your work and be…
"Herbivore" (an animal that only eats plants) sounds like "her before," bringing on the obvious pun: "This girl said she knew me from a vegetarian club, but I’d never met…
People who go to the gym can be self-absorbed. "This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "This guy at the…
A pun on the term "jacuzzi" was posted on X/Twitter by 💂🏻♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ on May 3, 2026: "So this bloke came up to me and said his friend Jack invented…
There are many ways to say that a person is big. A man can be "tall as a building" or "have his own zip code." New York-born comedian and actor Billy Crystal said that, as a…
"Halloween costume idea: You should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook/Grindr/Instagram/Social Media/Twitter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"This heat got me sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sweating harder than my ex tryna tell the truth rn" (shown…
Independence Day (July 4th) is a holiday that celebrates an armed insurrection against Great Britain. "This holiday was made possible by citizens with guns" is a saying that has been…
"This home is filled with kisses, wagging tails, wet noses & love" is a house sign that has been printed on many images. That is, the home has a dog. "'this home is filled…
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…
"Our/This family/home/house/classroom/office/place runs on love, laughter and lots of strong coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This home runs on love,…
"Our/This family/home/house/classroom/office/place runs on love, laughter and lots of strong coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This home runs on love,…
"I have an open door policy. You bring beer, I'll open the door" is a saying, with many variations, that has been printed on many images "Open Door Policy. Show up with Wine,…
"This house is protected by the good Lord and a gun. You might meet them both if you come in unwelcome" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images (especially house signs).…
"This house is protected by the good Lord and a gun. You might meet them both if you come in unwelcome" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images (especially house signs).…
"This house isn't dusty. It's sprinkled with fairy dust" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several signs. "This house isn't dusty it's sprinkled with…