"This is it, Charlie Brown, if you vote one more time, there will be real change!" (a Peanuts comic strip) is printed on many images. Lucy holds a football for Charlie Brown to kick it.…
"What's upstairs?" shouldn't be confused with "What's up, stairs?" A house joke was posted on Twitter by fishy🐠 on September 9, 2018: Me: and this is my house…
"It's not a recession. It's a robbery" or ("This is not a recession. This is a robbery") is a saying that has been printed on many images. In a recession, business…
Some places are not restaurants -- that is, food is not allowed -- and there's a joke: "A student walks into the classroom, loaded down with sandwiches and soda The teacher yells,…
"This is not a scam. Inbox me if you wanna turn your $500 into my $500" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "THIS IS NOT A SCAM! inbox me if you want to turn…
"This is not Facebook and I am not your friend" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in 2011, but authorship is unknown. "This isn't…
"This is not sweat. This is liquid awesome" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Its Not Sweat! Its Liquid Awesome!" was posted on Twitter on April 6,…
"Twitter" is a social networking service that has been officially known as "X" since July 2023. However, many people still call it "Twitter." "This is still…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic canceled many marathon events. "This is the first year I haven’t done the London Marathon because of Covid-19.... usually I don’t do it because I’m fat…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cancelled international travel plans for many people. "This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to Covid-19. I usually don't go because…
"This is the government the/our founders warned us about" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both versions of the saying probably originated on images. "Political…
"This is the government the/our founders warned us about" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both versions of the saying probably originated on images. "Political…
"This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed" is a silly Monday saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker of the saying dislikes Mondays and is experiencing the worst…
A joke has a sailor promise to stow away a beautiful woman in his ship so she can get to Europe. The sailor hides her in his cabin, but the captain finds her. "He said he's taking me to…
When the weather is cold, a hot shower feels especially good. This was posted on X/Twitter by "A" on November 18, 2025, and it received over 54,000 likes: "This is the type of…
Former Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis is a Texas version of Yogi Berra and Mrs. Malaprop. Perhaps not all of the sayings attributed to him are his, but they appear on many internet web sites.…
"This is what democracy looks like" was a chant at the protests of the World Trade Center Ministerial Conference in Seattle, Washington in December 1999. The protests have been called the…
Many people who grill food click tongs twice before using them. "People who went to culinary school, what are some important tips you've learned and use in your own kitchen?" (...)…
"This is why we can't have nice things" is a condescending way a mother might deny something to a child. The line was popularized by comedian Paula Poundstone who said in 1989:…
"This is your captain speaking..." is a familiar introduction on a passenger airplane. "hello, this is your captain speaking. HELLO, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING" was posted on…