“To eat is human; to drink wine, divine”
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" is from Alexander Pope's An Essay on Criticism (1711) . "To eat is human; to drink wine divine" is a food parody that was printed in…
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“To err is human, yet we must prove that we are not robots by entering captions flawlessly”
People often prove that they're human by entering "CAPTCHA" correctly on their computers, but many people find it hard to read and copy correctly. A saying was posted on Reddit --…
“To err is human; to blame it on someone else shows management potential”
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" was written by Alexander Pope (1688-1744) in "An Essay on Criticism" (1711). The line is famous and has many parodies. "To err is…
“To err is human; to forgive is against company policy”
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" was written by Alexander Pope (1688-1744) in "An Essay on Criticism" (1711). The line is famous and has many parodies. "To err is…
“To err is human; to hedge divine” (Wall Street proverb)
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" is a famous quotation from the English poet Alexander Pope (1688-1744). "To err is human; to hedge (is) divine" (or, "To speculate is…
“To err is human. To arr is pirate”
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" was written by Alexander Pope (1688-1744) in "An Essay on Criticism" (1711). The line is famous and has many parodies. A pirate joke that…
“To err is human. To forgive, canine”
"Errāre hūmānum est" is classical Latin fo "to err is human" (that is, we all make mistakes). "To err is human; to forgive, divine" is from An Essay on Criticism…
“To everyone who doesn’t like what I post… I hope you have to pee 3 times tonight and only wake up twice”
"To everyone who doesn't like what I post... I hope you have to pee 3 times tonight and only wake up twice" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images.…
“To everyone who received a book from me for Christmas, they’re due back at the library next Friday”
"To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library next Friday. Thank you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke…
“To feel ‘fit as a fiddle,’ you must tone down your middle”
"To feel 'fit as a fiddle,' you must tone down your middle" is a saying that has appeared on many lists of dieting and exercise quotations (where it is usually credited to…
“To finish first, first you must finish” (auto racing adage)
"To finish first, first you must finish" is a popular saying in auto racing. Everyone wants to finish first, but speed is not important if the car can't endure the race course and…
“To get along, go along” (Sam Rayburn)
Sam Rayburn (1882-1961) was a Texas Congressman who was a longtime and effective Speaker of the House. "To get along, go along" (also sometimes phrased "go along to get along")…
“To get to the time machine.”/“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A time machine version was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 5,…
“To give the news impartially, without fear or favor” (New York Times)
The New York Times was purchased by Adolph Ochs (1858-1935) in 1896. On August 18, 1896, Ochs wrote: "It will be my earnest aim that The New-York Times give the news, all the news, in concise…
“To go forward, put it in D; to go backward, put it in R” (D=drive, Democrat; R=reverse, Republican)
“All you ever needed to know about this election, you’ve learned from driving. If you want to go backward, you put it in R. But if you want to go forward, you put it in D," said Iowan Tom…
“To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart”
"To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart" is sometimes credited to Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962), but there is no evidence to indicate that she has anything to…
“To have and to hold and to keep your beer cold” (koozie saying)
"To have and to hold and to keep your beer/drink cold" is a saying that has been printed on many images, such as koozies. The saying is a jocular take on marriage vows, and has been…
“To have and to hold and to keep your drink cold” (koozie saying)
"To have and to hold and to keep your beer/drink cold" is a saying that has been printed on many images, such as koozies. The saying is a jocular take on marriage vows, and has been…
“To have your head in the sand, you have to first be on your knees”
David Icke, an author of "New Age conspiracism," was on the Alex Jones Infowars radio show on October 24, 2010, repeating a favorite phrase: "To have your head in the sand, you have…
“To hell with the Constitution when the people want coal!”
"To hell with the Constitution when the people want coal!" was supposedly said by Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919), who tried to settle the coal strike of 1902 in any way he could. Early…