“Time machine for sale. Previous day delivery available”

“Just bought a time machine from Amazon.Well you have to when they offer previous day delivery. http://bit.ly/1J07av2 via @sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on May 25, 2015. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website.
   
“Time Machine for sale; guaranteed previous day delivery” was posted on Twitter by daveastated on November 27, 2020.
   
“Time machine for sale, previous day delivery available on request” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on November 28, 2022. “Time machine for sale, previous day delivery available” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes about two hours later on November 28, 2022.
   
   
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Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
Just bought a time machine from Amazon.Well you have to when they offer previous day delivery. http://bit.ly/1J07av2 via @sickipedia
2:47 PM · May 25, 2015·twitterfeed
     
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Gizzy
@gizm0j0e
I just bought myself a bargain time machine….
It was only £39.99 with free previous day delivery
2:50 PM · May 25, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
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ian walkinshaw
@Gopher45
Just bought a time machine from Amazon.
Well you have to when they offer previous day delivery.
12:44 PM · May 26, 2015·Twitter for Android
 
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daveastated
@Daveastated
Time Machine for sale; guaranteed previous day delivery.
4:44 PM · Nov 27, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
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gg
@gautam_gg
Sadly the wonderful time machine remains unsold because buyers cancels payment after the previous day delivery, resulting in seller retrospectively cancelling delivery, resulting in buyers terminating the transaction for non-delivery & leaving bad reviews, demoting the listing.
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daveastated
@Daveastated
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Nov 27, 2020
Time Machine for sale; guaranteed previous day delivery.
4:24 AM · Nov 29, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/beanyboy41 November 28, 2022
Time machine for sale, previous day delivery available on request
   
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Liam Bean
@LiamBeanComedy
Time machine For sale. Previous day delivery available #joke
11:38 AM · Nov 28, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/beanyboy41 November 28, 2022
Time machine for sale, previous day delivery available
 
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Michael May
@michaelmay
#CyberMonday
Time machine for sale, previous day delivery available on request
#mikeshumor
4:02 PM · Nov 28, 2022·Twitter Web App