“This chef on TV said, ‘Where there’s fat, there’s flavor.’ I know he was talking about food…”
"Where there's fat, there's flavor" is a food saying, but some fat people appreciate it. "Where's there's fat there's flavor. Fuckit,a compliment is a…
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“This chocolate just went past me at 120 mph!! I think it was a Ferrari Rocher”
"Ferrari Rocher" is a jocular combination of Ferrari (an Italian luxury sports car) and Ferrero Rocher (a chocolate and hazelnut confectionery). "On the motorway, a chocolate zoomed…
“This Christmas instead of gifts, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited”
"Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited" (or "This Christmas/year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited")…
“This Christmas, give your children the gift of STANDING UP FOR THEIR FUCKING FUTURE”
"This Christmas give your children the gift of STANDING UP FOR THEIR FUCKING FUTURE" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Stacey Large on December 8, 2021. "This Christmas,…
“This Christmas, I’d like a fat bank account and a slim body”
A jocular Christmas letter has been printed on many images: "Dear Santa, This year please give me a fat bank account and a slim body. (Please don't mix them up like you did last…
“This cleaning with alcohol is total bullshit. Nothing gets done after the first bottle”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to clean with alcohol. This does not mean that a cleaner drinks alcohol, but there are jokes. "This cleaning with alcohol is total…
“This coffee is broken! I’m still tired!”
"This coffee is broken! I'm still tired!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Didn't sleep very well. Currently on my third cup of coffee. I believe…
“This coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut the fuck up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut the hell up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…
“This country was built by men in denim and will be destroyed by men in suits”
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
“This economy is so fkd you’ll be sitting here thinking you’re bad with money and all you did was buy food”
Many people believe that the economy is so bad that they can hardly afford food. This was posted on Telegram by ngsmokeboi on January 5, 2026, and it received over 28,700 likes: "This economy…
“This extra layer of fat is not keeping me warm. This is bullshit”
Many people gain an extra layer of fat in the wintertime. They rationalize that the fat will at least keep them warm, but they often still feel cold. "and why isn't the layer of fat that…
“This Father’s Day, impress your dad by turning off lights, fan, AC, everything. And sit in dark, sweating!”
A Father's Day saying was posted on X/Twitter by Mike Primavera on June 17, 2015: "Get your dad what he really wants this Father's Day by turning off the lights when you leave a…
“This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined”
There have been several math jokes on Fibonacci numbers. "Fibonacci joke: 'I feel like this year’s Fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!'" was posted…
“This food is fit for a king, Here, King!”
An old joke has a husband eating a meal that was cooked by his wife. "This meal is fit for a king!" he tells his wife, then he calls the family dog. "Here, King! Come on, boy! Here,…
“This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!”
"This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This Friday, finish your work and be…
“This girl said she knew me from a vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore”
"Herbivore" (an animal that only eats plants) sounds like "her before," bringing on the obvious pun: "This girl said she knew me from a vegetarian club, but I’d never met…
“This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies”
People who go to the gym can be self-absorbed. "This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "This guy at the…