“This is not sweat. This is liquid awesome”
"This is not sweat. This is liquid awesome" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Its Not Sweat! Its Liquid Awesome!" was posted on Twitter on April 6,…
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“This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name”
"Twitter" is a social networking service that has been officially known as "X" since July 2023. However, many people still call it "Twitter." "This is still…
“This is the first year I haven’t done the London Marathon because of Covid-19…” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic canceled many marathon events. "This is the first year I haven’t done the London Marathon because of Covid-19.... usually I don’t do it because I’m fat…
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji due to Covid-19. I usually don’t go because I’m poor”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cancelled international travel plans for many people. "This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to Covid-19. I usually don't go because…
“This is the government our founders warned us about”
"This is the government the/our founders warned us about" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both versions of the saying probably originated on images. "Political…
“This is the government the founders warned us about”
"This is the government the/our founders warned us about" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both versions of the saying probably originated on images. "Political…
“This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed”
"This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed" is a silly Monday saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker of the saying dislikes Mondays and is experiencing the worst…
“This is the Staten Island Ferry” (NSFW joke)
A joke has a sailor promise to stow away a beautiful woman in his ship so she can get to Europe. The sailor hides her in his cabin, but the captain finds her. "He said he's taking me to…
“This is the type of weather where you just stand in the shower half of the time doing nothing because the hot water feels good”
When the weather is cold, a hot shower feels especially good. This was posted on X/Twitter by "A" on November 18, 2025, and it received over 54,000 likes: "This is the type of…
“This is unparalyzed in the state’s history” (Gib Lewis)
Former Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis is a Texas version of Yogi Berra and Mrs. Malaprop. Perhaps not all of the sayings attributed to him are his, but they appear on many internet web sites.…
“This is what democracy looks like”
"This is what democracy looks like" was a chant at the protests of the World Trade Center Ministerial Conference in Seattle, Washington in December 1999. The protests have been called the…
“This is what happens when you don’t click your tongs twice before grilling”
Many people who grill food click tongs twice before using them. "People who went to culinary school, what are some important tips you've learned and use in your own kitchen?" (...)…
“This is why we can’t have nice things”
"This is why we can't have nice things" is a condescending way a mother might deny something to a child. The line was popularized by comedian Paula Poundstone who said in 1989:…
“This is your captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING”
"This is your captain speaking..." is a familiar introduction on a passenger airplane. "hello, this is your captain speaking. HELLO, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN YELLING" was posted on…
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you are amazing and you can handle anything”
"This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" (also "This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at…
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you are powerful beyond measure…”
"This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" (also "This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at…
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at you this week”
"This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" (also "This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at…
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you”
"This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" (also "This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever life throws at…
“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you”
"This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you" is a Sunday saying that has been printed on many images. The full saying was posted on This…
“This isn’t an office—it’s hell with fluorescent lighting”
"This isn't an office -- it's hell with fluorescent lighting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1999…