“Time, talent, and treasure”
"Time, talent, and treasure" is a phrase that's often mentioned in churches to promote sacrificial giving. The phrase is also used in philanthropy and in corporations (especially…
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“Time’s fun when you’re having flies, Kermit said”
"Time flies when you're having fun" is an old saying. "Time's fun when you're having flies, Kermit (the frog) said" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Times are hard. A friend of mine had to get a second job as a butcher just to make meat ends”
To "make ends meet" is an expression meaning to have enough money to get by. A spoonerism pun was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on December 13, 2020: "Times are hard. A friend of mine…
“Times are tough. Thinking of cooking a rump roast just to make ends meat”
Do people who cook rump roast (rump steak) try to "make ends meat"? This is a pun, of course, on "make ends meet." "thinks cooking a rump roast is making ends meat..."…
“Times Square is like using the internet without ad-block”
New York City's Times Square has many advertising signs -- by law. It has often been compared to ad blocking on the internet. "Browsing the web in general without #AdBlock is like being…
“Times Square is like using the internet without ad-block”
New York City's Times Square has many advertising signs -- by law. It has often been compared to ad blocking on the internet. "Browsing the web in general without #AdBlock is like being…
“Tinfoil hats are an invention of the Aluminati”
"Tin foil hat" (from aluminum foil) is used as a stereotype for something worn by a conspiracy theorist, and several jokes mention the "Aluminati" (aluminum + Illuminati).…
“Tipping is not a city in China”
"Tipping is not a city in China" is a sentence placed on many restaurant tip jars, a friendly reminder to the customers that tips are welcome. The saying dates to at least 1975, when New…
“Tipping your waiter is like paying shipping and handling for your food”
Restaurant tipping of a waiter is sometimes compared to a shipping and handling charge. " Tipping your waiter is like paying shipping and handling for your food" was posted on Twitter on…
“Tips are for waiters” (Wall Street adage)
"Tips are for waiters" is a stock market adage that dates to at least 1989. The adage holds that one should rely on business fundamentals, not stock tips. If someone is on the inside…
“Tiramisu is just dessert lasagna”
Baklava, cake and tiramisu (layered desserts) have been called "dessert lasagna" or "dessert lasagne." Lasagna ("lasagne" is plural) is a layered pasta dish.…
“Tiramisu sounds a lot more Japanese than Italian”
Many people believe that "tiramisu" (an Italian dessert, meaning "pick me up" or "cheer me up") sounds more Japanese than Italian. "Anyone else ever think…
“Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly” (gym sign)
"Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly" is a jocular gym sign that has been printed on many images. The message is that going to a gym can help to get rid of the fat, but it…
“Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week…”
"Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Tired: summer bodies. Wired: summer antibodies”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made people desire antibodies rather than summer bodies. "Last year we wanted summer bodies. Now all we want is antibodies" was posted on Twitter by…
“Tis the sea-sun”
"'Tis the sea-sun" -- a pun on "season" -- is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "'Tis the sea-sun" was printed in the Los Angeles (CA)…
“Tis the season to be freezin’”
"'Tis the season to be freezin'" is a winter saying that has been printed on many images. "Tis the season to be freezin'" was printed in the Casa Grande (AZ)…
“Titjobs imply the existence of titunemployment”
A "boob job" means work done on a breast (boob). It is not an actual job, but there are jokes. "If boobjobs were actually jobs, I'd file for boobunemployment& the gov't…
“To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe”
"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American magazine columnist and author Marilyn vos Savant…
“To all the high school grads… Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life”
"Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life" (shown with a picture of graduates) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "And, I'm so glad that you…