“Thirst come, thirst served” (bar saying)
"Thirst come, thirst served" is a drinking pun on "first come, first served" that has been printed on several images. "Thirst Come, Thirst Served" was printed in the…
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“Thirsty days hath September” (beer rhyme)
Prohibition in the United States (1920-1933) resulted in the following popular parody rhyme, cited in print since at least June 1920: Thirsty days hath SeptemberApril, June and NovemberEvery…
“This ‘all purpose’ flour did not get my car clean at all”
"All-purpose flour" (also called "AP flour") can be used for baking many things, although professional bakers usually use other flours. All-purpose flour is not good for…
“This ain’t my first rodeo” (“This is not my first rodeo”)
"This ain't my first rodeo" means "this isn't my first time." It is a similar saying to "I wasn't born yesterday." The phrase dates to at least the…
“This ain’t no regular heat…this high class heat…bitch it’s hõte ás fuqùe”
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“This asparagus is just a spear, I guess”
"Asparagus" sounds a bit like "a spear, I guess." "What rhymes with asparagus? I don't know.. A spear? I guess.." was posted on Twitter by Neil on April 12, 2014.…
“This beer tastes like I’ll be texting you later”
"This beer/ margarita/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine tastes like I'll be texting you later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@MezMerrett: This…
“This beer tastes like I’m about to tell you how I really feel”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The whiskey saying was…
“This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow" is a jocular one-line saying about alcohol that has been printed on many images. "This vodka…
“This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow" is a jocular one-line saying about alcohol that has been printed on many images. "This vodka…
“This build back better thing must be waiting on the building permits”
The Build Back Better Plan was proposed by U.S. President Joe Biden in 2020 and 2021. In 2022 and 2023, some people complained that not much seemed to be built back. "This build back better…
“This chef on TV said, ‘Where there’s fat, there’s flavor.’ I know he was talking about food…”
"Where there's fat, there's flavor" is a food saying, but some fat people appreciate it. "Where's there's fat there's flavor. Fuckit,a compliment is a…
“This chocolate just went past me at 120 mph!! I think it was a Ferrari Rocher”
"Ferrari Rocher" is a jocular combination of Ferrari (an Italian luxury sports car) and Ferrero Rocher (a chocolate and hazelnut confectionery). "On the motorway, a chocolate zoomed…
“This Christmas instead of gifts, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited”
"Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited" (or "This Christmas/year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited")…
“This Christmas, give your children the gift of STANDING UP FOR THEIR FUCKING FUTURE”
"This Christmas give your children the gift of STANDING UP FOR THEIR FUCKING FUTURE" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Stacey Large on December 8, 2021. "This Christmas,…
“This Christmas, I’d like a fat bank account and a slim body”
A jocular Christmas letter has been printed on many images: "Dear Santa, This year please give me a fat bank account and a slim body. (Please don't mix them up like you did last…
“This cleaning with alcohol is total bullshit. Nothing gets done after the first bottle”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to clean with alcohol. This does not mean that a cleaner drinks alcohol, but there are jokes. "This cleaning with alcohol is total…
“This coffee is broken! I’m still tired!”
"This coffee is broken! I'm still tired!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Didn't sleep very well. Currently on my third cup of coffee. I believe…
“This coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…
“This coffee tastes like you should shut the fuck up until I finish it”
"This coffee tastes like you should shut up until I finish it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee tastes like you should get out of my face until…