“They’re called ‘deviled eggs’ cause the devil makes you eat twenty-five of ‘em”
Why are they called "deviled eggs"? "they're called 'deviled eggs' cause the devil makes you eat twenty-five of em" is a joke that was posted on Facebook by…
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“They’re called ‘heated seats’ because ‘rear defroster’ was already taken”
"They call them 'heated seats' because 'rear defroster' was already taken" (or "They're called 'heated seats' because 'rear defroster'…
“They’re called Karen because they be Karen too much about things that don’t concern them”
"Karen" should not be confused with "caring," but there are jokes. "Call ya Karen cuz you be Karen too much about things that are nun ya business" was posted on…
“They’re called the left because they’re never right”
"You know why the Dems are called the left? Because they are never right" was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.tv on June 16, 2005. The saying has been said many times, usually slightly…
“They’re killing you with needles because you would fight back if they used guns”
"They're killing you with needles because you would fight back if they used guns" i(shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Keith Wagner on August 23, 2024 . It's not known…
“They’re making a male version of Amazon Alexa. It doesn’t listen to anything”
Amazon Alexa (a virtual assistant AI technology) has a female voice. "For those of you that don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they're making a male version. . . it…
“They’re making me take sexual harassment training at work even though I already know how do it”
Sexual harassment training at a workplace is training to prevent sexual harassment. It is not training on how to sexually harass, but there are jokes. "Sexual Harassment class at work... What…
“They’re not after our guns. They’re after us. Our guns are just in their way”
"They are not after your guns. They are after you. The guns are just in the way" is a pro-gun saying that became popular (in several different forms) in September 2019. "RT…
“They’re not illegal firearms. They’re just undocumented firearms trying to live in sanctuary homes”
"Undocumented" guns have been compared to "undocumented" Americans. "I don't have any 'assault weapons' - they are either defense weapons or undocumented…
“They’re not saying ‘boo,’ they’re saying ‘Lou’ (Piniella)” (sports cheer)
Lou Piniella was a New York Yankee baseball player from 1974-1984 and Yankee manager from 1986-1987 and in 1988. When he'd come up to the plate, the baseball announcers would explain about…
“They’re off!” (horse racing starting call)
"They're off! (also "And they're off!" or "Now they are off!") is the common call at the start of a horse racing, stating that the horses are "off and…
“They’re playing our song” (romantic drama dialogue)
They're Playing Our Song is the title of a musical (book by Neil Simon, lyrics by Carole Bayer Sager, and music by Marvin Hamlisch) that opened on Broadway on February 11, 1979. However,…
“Thieves steal and run; politicians run and steal”
"Bank robbers steal, then run. Politicians run (for office), then steal." This political saying does not appear to have a known origin. "Professional robbers steal and run. Most…
“Thieves wear sneakers, artists wear sketchers and language teachers wear converse”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“Thieves who stole 3 tons of tarmac have been hiding. Police are hoping they will resurface soon”
"Thieves who stole 3 ton of tarmac have been in hiding for 2 months now. A police spokesman said 'We are hoping they will resurface soon'" was posted on Twitter by 🤘⸸…
“Thin Mints implies the existence of Fat Mints”
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…
“Thin Mints implies the existence of Thicc Mints”
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…
“Thin Mints implies the existence of Thick Mints”
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…
“Thin Mints imply the existence of average and plus-size mints”
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…
“Thin Mints imply the existence of Fat Mints”
The most popular Girl Scout Cookies are Thin Mints. There are no Thick Mints or Thicc Mints or Fat Mints, but there are jokes. "Thin mints imply the existence of thicc mints" was posted…