"Naan" (a flatbread) is the subject of several puns, such as the "naan-stick pan." "My leavened flatbread keeps falling out of the oven. Guess I should've bought a…
"Waffle" can be both a noun and a verb. Of course, there are jokes. "RT @GaryDelaney: Just had a Belgian waffle, next I'm going to make him dance" was posted on Twitter by…
Sage & onion stuffing is a popular recipe, and it's been used in a joke. "Just had a sage and onion enema. It has knocked the stuffing out of me" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"I need that kinda coffee that's so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee is strong enough to…
"The LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away" is from Job 1:21 in the Bible. "Just had lunch at an excellent Christian restaurant called 'The Lord Giveth'. They also do…
Car waxing shouldn't be confused with bikini waxing, but there are jokes. "Will try and get the car waxed before the match tomorrow, I'm still not sure how it gets that…
Oreos are a trademarked brand of sandwich cookies that were invented in the United States. British call cookies "biscuits." "Just heard a British person call Oreos 'chocolate…
"Just like downtown" is a saying that became popular in 1949-1950. "Downtown" means the place of excitement, where the lights are bright and there is shopping and entertainment.…
"Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning" is a joke that was cited on Twitter on April 2, 2013. "Your mind needs exercise just…
Whataburger (a fast food chain) got its start in 1950 in Corpus Christi, Texas. "Just Like You Like It" has been the Whataburger slogan since 2001. Wikipedia: WhataburgerWhataburger is a…
"Just me & my anxiety against the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Guess it’s just me and my anxiety against the world" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"Just me & my anxiety against the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Guess it’s just me and my anxiety against the world" was posted on X/Twitter by…
In the opening sequence to the American animated sitcom The Flintstones, Fred Flintstone slides down a dinosaur and clocks out of work. ~Cindy~ posted on Twitter on September 11, 2013: "Just…
"Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time and was completely shocked" is a jocular one-line saying that was posted on Twitter on February 21, 2013. The joke was…
"Just overhead a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn't available, which is very similar to how I make most of my life decisions" was posted on X/Twitter by kel on…
"I just paid my car registration. The roads will be fixed any day now" and "Just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now" are jocular anti-government sayings that…
Cheerleaders often shout, "Give me a T! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me an M! What does that spell? TEAM!" "Evening of stand-up @ Headliners.Exam joke from Milton Jones. 'I…
"To keep your beer glass or mug from sticking to your bar napkin, sprinkle a little salt on the napkin before you set your glass down" was posted on X/Twitter by Happyhourguys on March…
"Post-graduate" means "after graduation," but a joke was posted on Facebook by Ian G Melonie on March 25, 2021: "Just received my Masters degree in garden fencing. I’m…
"When life gets you down and you feel like you can’t go on, just remember who will always be there for you. DISHES. They will literally always be there" is a jocular saying that has…