“Just bought some Viagra tea bags. They stop your biscuit from going soft”

“Viagra’ is now available in tea bags. It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance, but it does stop your biscuit going soft” is a jocular one-line saying about Viagra that has been printed on many images. “Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft” was posted on the newsgroup Laughterchallange on January 16, 2007.
 
   
Wikipedia: Sildenafil
Sildenafil, sold as the brand name Viagra among others, is a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction and pulmonary arterial hypertension. Its effectiveness for treating sexual dysfunction in women has not been demonstrated.
       
Google Groups: Laughterchallange
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1/16/07
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Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
 
Google Groups: Laughterchallange
Naughty SMS-2
DataRecovery
2/27/07
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Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
 
Google Books
The Biggest Joke Book Ever
By Jack Jacoby
Victoria, BC: Trafford Publishing
2008
Pg. 1292:
VIAGRA
Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea. It may not enhance your sexual performance but it will stop your biscuit going soft.
   
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Powdered Viagra
jimmybond
4/19/08
Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea…
it won’t enhance your sexual performance…
but it will stop your biscuits going soft!!!
 
Twitter
Dr. Dan Reardon‏
@danielreardon
Viagra now in powder form to put in your cup of tea. Doesn’t improve sexual performance, but stops your biscuits going soft!!! Hahaha… 😊
10:13 AM - 26 Feb 2009
 
Twitter
Phil Cracknell‏
@pcracknell
Viagra is now in powdered form for your cuppa. Doesn’t enhance your sexual performance but stops your biscuits going soft when you dunk em
3:11 AM - 11 May 2009
 
Twitter
Gemma Sinclair‏
@GemmaSinclair
you can now get Viagra tea bags…..doesn’t improve your sex life….....but it stops your biscuits going soft…
5:48 AM - 12 May 2009
 
Twitter
Rob Campbell‏
@Robertc1970
Discovered Viagra tea bags. They don’t improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits from going soft. Boom Tish.
8:21 AM - 10 Jun 2009
 
Google Books
Funniest Thing You Never Said 2
By Rosemarie Jarski
London, UK: Ebury Press
2010
Pg. 44:
Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea. It may not enhance your sexual performance but it will stop your biscuit going soft.
Anon
 
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance, but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Viagra Tea
submitted September 1, 2012 by vinemadness
Does nothing for your sexual vigour, but stops your biscuit going soft.
 
Facebook
Smiles, Giggles, n’ Laughs. Just for the FUN of it.
October 8, 2013 ·
Dunking the Biscuit.
‘Viagra’ is now available in tea bags.
It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance
But
it does stop your biscuit going soft.
   
The Press (York, UK)
7th December 2016
Review: Rod Stewart: The Hits, Leeds First Direct Arena, December 6
Dan Bean DBPressReporter
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Typically, Stewart’s performance is laced throughout with humour. During the intro to Tonight’s The Night, for example, the video screens read “Viagra is now available in teabags. It doesn’t improve performance, but stops your biscuit going soft”.
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
Just bought some Viagra tea bags.
They don’t improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.
4:04 PM - 9 Jun 2017