“Just gave my hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel”

Many people have a coffee before driving to prevent falling asleep at the wheel. A coffee joke transfers this to a hamster wheel.
       
”’@sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.’ Tickled me! 😉” was posted on Twitter by Rachel on October 24, 2011. (The original tweet is no longer available.) “I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel” was posted on Twitter by sixthformpoet on April 12, 2013.
     
“Just gave my hamster a really strong coffee… Don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel” was posted on Twitter by Dominic Clarke on December 6, 2011. “RT’@thekeithchegwin: Just given my hamster a coffee. Don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel’ >> tee hee Iol’d outloud at this one. :o)” was posted on Twitter by Miss Kasoogi on September 10, 2012. (The original tweet is no longer available.) “Just gave the hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on March 31, 2022.
 
   
Twitter   
Rachel
@aSmartRS
“@sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.” Tickled me! 😉
4:01 AM · Oct 24, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Martin Shovel
@MartinShovel
RT @sixthformpoet: I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.
1:38 PM · Nov 2, 2011·Echofon
   
Twitter
Dominic Clarke
@kldom1990
Just gave my hamster a really strong coffee… Don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel
7:38 AM · Dec 6, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
 
Google Books     
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson, Ltd
2012
I just made my hamster a strong coffee – I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel
     
Twitter
Miss Kasoogi
@MissKasoogi
RT“@thekeithchegwin: Just given my hamster a coffee. Don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel” >> tee hee Iol’d outloud at this one. :o)
2:44 AM · Sep 10, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS
 
Google Books
5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
New York, NY: Skyhorse Publishing
2013
Pg. ?:
I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.
   
Twitter
sixthformpoet
@sixthformpoet
I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel.
1:47 PM · Apr 12, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®
   
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some speed pills up in his food ...
I’m trying to prevent him from falling asleep at the wheel.
3:54 PM · Oct 7, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wastoo July 10, 2019
Just given my hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel
   
Twitter
Sir 2Tone 🎶 (with a dash of Wolfie)
@2Tone4Real
Just given my hamster some strong coffee…don’t want her falling asleep at the wheel 🐹 ☕️ 🚗 💥 😉
11:29 AM · Aug 2, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wastoo March 31, 2022
Just gave the hamster a coffee because I don’t want him falling asleep at the wheel