“Judge, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
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“July is a blind date with summer”
"July is a blind date with summer" is a July saying that has been printed on many images. Harold "Hal" Borland (1900-1978) wrote the unsigned editorial "July" in the…
“July is like the Saturday of summer”
"July is the Saturday of the summer!" is a saying that has been printed on a T-shirt. July is prime summer, like Saturday is a prime day of the weekend. In contrast, August signals the…
“June is almost over? Julying”
"June's over? Julying" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "June's over? Julying" is appropriate for July 1st, while "June's almost over?…
“June is like the Friday of summer”
"June is the Friday of the summer!" is a saying. June is the beginning of summer, like Friday is the beginning of the weekend. July is prime summer, like Saturday is a prime day of the…
“June is over already? Julying”
"June's over? Julying" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "June's over? Julying" is appropriate for July 1st, while "June's almost over?…
“June over? Julying”
"June's over? Julying" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "June's over? Julying" is appropriate for July 1st, while "June's almost over?…
“June’s over? Julying”
"June's over? Julying" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "June's over? Julying" is appropriate for July 1st, while "June's almost over?…
“Junior Mints are just mini York Peppermint Patties”
Junior Mints have been compared to York Peppermint Patties. "Junior Mints are delicious, but in the high school of candy the York Peppermint Patty remains the Senior Mint" was posted on…
“Junior Mints are just small York Peppermint Patties”
Junior Mints have been compared to York Peppermint Patties. "Junior Mints are delicious, but in the high school of candy the York Peppermint Patty remains the Senior Mint" was posted on…
“Junior Mints implies the existence of Freshman, Sophomore and Senior Mints”
There are Junior Mints, but no Senior Mints. "The name Junior Mints falsely implies the existence of larger Senior Mints" was posted on X/Twitter by human aaron on October 31, 2017.…
“Junior Mints implies the existence of Senior Mints”
There are Junior Mints, but no Senior Mints. "The name Junior Mints falsely implies the existence of larger Senior Mints" was posted on X/Twitter by human aaron on October 31, 2017.…
“Junior Mints imply the existence of Senior Mints”
There are Junior Mints, but no Senior Mints. "The name Junior Mints falsely implies the existence of larger Senior Mints" was posted on X/Twitter by human aaron on October 31, 2017.…
“Junk is something you keep for years, then throw away two weeks before you actually need it”
"Junk is something you keep for years, then throw away two weeks before you actually need it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Junk: Something you keep ten…
“Junkies snort curry powder instead of cocaine. One’s now in a korma, the other’s got a dodgy tikka”
The Indian foods of "korma" can sound like "coma" and "tikka" can sound like "ticker" (as in someone's heart). “A man overdosed on curry powder and…
“Jurassic restaurants always make the diner sore”
"Dinosaur" sometimes sounds like "dinersaur." "No one else bothered that everyone in the Jurassic World trailer pronounces it 'dinersaurs'?" was posted on…
“Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone”
"Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Just a quick note for workplaces this Christmas: Pizza is NOT a holiday bonus!”
Many managers see employees working hard and reward them with pizza. The employees, however, really want bonuses. A pizza meme was posted on Facebook by Drew Kamin on October 15, 2019. "When…
“Just a quick reminder that YOU are a data center. Please drink some water”
Humans need water, and data centers need lots of water. Do people need to hydrate because they're data centers? "Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!" was…
“Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them”
"Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, a breast cancer screening is more…