“Just had a Belgian waffle. Next, I’m going to make him dance”
"Waffle" can be both a noun and a verb. Of course, there are jokes. "RT @GaryDelaney: Just had a Belgian waffle, next I'm going to make him dance" was posted on Twitter by…
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“Just had a sage and onion enema. It’s knocked the stuffing out of me”
Sage & onion stuffing is a popular recipe, and it's been used in a joke. "Just had a sage and onion enema. It has knocked the stuffing out of me" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Just had coffee so strong that it woke up my ancestors”
"I need that kinda coffee that's so strong when I take a sip, my ancestors wake up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "This coffee is strong enough to…
“Just had lunch at a Christian restaurant called ‘The Lord Giveth.’ They also do takeaways”
"The LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away" is from Job 1:21 in the Bible. "Just had lunch at an excellent Christian restaurant called 'The Lord Giveth'. They also do…
“Just had my car waxed. No idea how it gets so hairy”
Car waxing shouldn't be confused with bikini waxing, but there are jokes. "Will try and get the car waxed before the match tomorrow, I'm still not sure how it gets that…
“Just had my Christmas Dinner. Must admit I’m not a fan of these ‘slow’ cookers!”
How slow is a slow cooker? "I've never really been a real fan of slow cookers. But I must admit that was the best Christmas Dinner I had in many years" was posted on Facebook by Anna…
“Just heard a British person call Oreos “chocolate sandwich biscuits’”
Oreos are a trademarked brand of sandwich cookies that were invented in the United States. British call cookies "biscuits." "Just heard a British person call Oreos 'chocolate…
“Just in time for Thanksgiving, a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, ‘The Silence of the Yams’”
The Silence of the Lambs is a 1991 American psychological horror thriller film. There is no film called "Silence of the Yams," but there are yam jokes that have been printed on many…
“Just landed a job at the boatyard. I’m sails manager”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
“Just like New York” (“Just like downtown”)
"Just like downtown" is a saying that became popular in 1949-1950. "Downtown" means the place of excitement, where the lights are bright and there is shopping and entertainment.…
“Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise ...” (joke)
"Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning" is a joke that was cited on Twitter on April 2, 2013. "Your mind needs exercise just…
“Just Like You Like It” (Whataburger slogan)
Whataburger (a fast food chain) got its start in 1950 in Corpus Christi, Texas. "Just Like You Like It" has been the Whataburger slogan since 2001. Wikipedia: WhataburgerWhataburger is a…
“Just made a pot of chili. That’s gonna be dinner for the next 93 days”
A pot of chili can make a meal for several days. "Decided this was a good night to make a large pot of chili so I don't have to think about making dinner for the next few nights" was…
“Just me & my anxiety against the world”
"Just me & my anxiety against the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Guess it’s just me and my anxiety against the world" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Just me, my iced coffee, and anxiety against the world”
"Just me & my anxiety against the world" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Guess it’s just me and my anxiety against the world" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap inside it. I’ll be back in a jiffy”
Jiffy Packaging, based in Winsford, Cheshire, England, is known for their Jiffy Padded Bags. The phrase "back in a jiffy" means to be back soon and not to be "back in a Jiffy (Padded…
“Just once, I’d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur”
In the opening sequence to the American animated sitcom The Flintstones, Fred Flintstone slides down a dinosaur and clocks out of work. ~Cindy~ posted on Twitter on September 11, 2013: "Just…
“Just opened my electric bill and my water bill at the same time and was completely shocked”
"Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time and was completely shocked" is a jocular one-line saying that was posted on Twitter on February 21, 2013. The joke was…
“Just overheard a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn’t available…”
"Just overhead a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn't available, which is very similar to how I make most of my life decisions" was posted on X/Twitter by kel on…
“Just paid my bills, only thing left on my card is my name & expiration date”
"Just paid my bills, only thing left on my card is my name & expiration date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The name and expiration date are printed on the…