"I don't like Monday mornings, or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the…
"I don't like morning people...or mornings...or people" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't like morning people nor mornings.." was…
Soccer is a low-scoring game. "RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar" was posted on Twitter by Bugle Boy…
"I don't like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others" is a Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic saying that has been printed on many images.…
The New York Yankees usually have one of the highest team payrolls in all of major league baseball. However, the Yankees don't always make the playoffs. "I don't like the Yankees,…
"I don't make jokes -- I just watch the government and report the facts" (meaning that the government is enough of a joke) is attributed to humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935). Rogers…
Many people don't measure the ingredients when they cook. "I don't measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff until I hear the spirit of my ancestors whisper…
"I don't mind going to work, but the 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit" is a jocular line that has been printed on many ecards. "I don't mind going to work but that eight…
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are jokes. "'Pansexual?' What are ya gonna do, fry someone's balls in a skillet?" was posted on the newsgroup…
"I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand" (or "I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow…
"I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand" (or "I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow…
"I don't need alcohol to make bad deicisons" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "I don't need alcohol to make poor decisions..." was…
"I don't need an inspiration quote. I need coffee" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need an inspirational quote- I NEED…
"I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need anger management I need people…
"I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
"I don't need Google. My boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife knows everything!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need Google because my wife…
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…