“I do whatever I can to fight poverty. Only the other day I punched a tramp”
The saying “fight poverty” doesn’t mean to attack poor people, but there are jokes.
“I saw an amazing looking girl the other day wearing a T-Shirt that said ‘Fight Poverty’. So to impress her, I ran over and punched a tramp” was posted on X/Twitter by Herb on June 27, 2010. “I saw a woman in the street holding up a sign saying ‘Fight Poverty’. So just to impress her, i punched a homeless person in the face” was posted on X/Twitter by chris on September 15, 2010. “i saw a fit girl on the tube wearing a t-shirt that said ‘FIGHT POVERTY’ so to impress her i walked over and punched a tramp! #boomboom” was posted on X/Twitter by Carl Palmer on December 23, 2010. Authorship of the joke is unknown.
“I try and do anything I can to fight poverty—only the other day I punched a tramp” (from the television show Milton Jones’s House of Rooms) was printed in the Liverpool (UK) Echo on January 14, 2012.
Wikipedia: Milton Jones
Milton Hywel Jones (born 16 May 1964) is an English comedian. His style of humour is based on one-liners involving puns delivered in a deadpan and slightly neurotic style. Jones has had various shows on BBC Radio 4 and was a recurring guest panellist on Mock the Week. He won the Perrier comedy award for best newcomer in 1996, and in 2012, Another Case of Milton Jones was awarded silver in the ‘Best Comedy’ category at the 30th Sony Radio Academy awards.
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Herb
@HerbNCheese
I saw an amazing looking girl the other day wearing a T-Shirt that said ‘Fight Poverty’. So to impress her, I ran over and punched a tramp.
6:46 AM · Jun 27, 2010
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chris
@chriscr10571
I saw a woman in the street holding up a sign saying ‘Fight Poverty’. So just to impress her, i punched a homeless person in the face.
2:58 AM · Sep 15, 2010
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Carl Palmer
@Carl_Palmer
i saw a fit girl on the tube wearing a t-shirt that said ‘FIGHT POVERTY’ so to impress her i walked over and punched a tramp! #boomboom
11:39 AM · Nov 23, 2010
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Ray Thomas
@RayRibbons
saw a sign the other day that said “fight poverty”, so i punched a tramp
10:25 AM · Dec 28, 2010
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craig Coulson
@craigpainter25
Im doing my bit to fight poverty, this morning i punched a tramp in the mouth
7:26 AM · May 30, 2011
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William Hale
@BitsnGrits1
I saw a poster today that read “Fight Poverty,” so I punched a homeless dude. Not sure how that helps but I’m doing my part.
12:57 PM · Aug 17, 2011
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Mark Fletcher
@mrmfletcher
I saw a poster today that said “Fight Poverty”, so I punched a homeless man in the face.
5:08 PM · Sep 6, 2011
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Manderson Cooper
@mandersoncooper
Fave quote this issue “I fight poverty. The other day I punched a homeless guy in the face.”- @needalegacy
2:51 PM · Sep 12, 2011
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j.
@heynowjesse
saw a hot guy wearing a “Fight Poverty” shirt so I punched a homeless man in front of him. someone’s getting laaaaaid tonight. #goodtobebad
7:41 PM · Dec 1, 2011
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Jakobe bryant
@Knawkins
I saw girl wearing a “fight poverty” tshirt so in an attempt to impress her I punched a homeless guy in the face
9:37 PM · Dec 4, 2011
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c a m e r o n
@CameronMcCoig
“I’m doing all I can to fight poverty ... the other day i punched a tramp” haha I love milton jones
5:43 PM · Jan 13, 2012
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J Stevenson
@Jack95647
“I do what ever I can to fight poverty. Only the other day I punched a tramp.”- Milton Jones
5:43 PM · Jan 13, 2012
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lewis omo
@lewisomoo
“I do what ever I can to fight poverty. Only the other day I punched a tramp.”- Milton Jones
5:49 PM · Jan 13, 2012
14 January 2012, Liverpool (UK) Echo, “Why Milton’s magical pilot must take off” b Paddy Chennan, pg. 4:
IT’S not every day - or week, or month - that a very funny new sitcom (or sitcom pilot) comes along, so let’s celebrate Milton Jones’s House of Rooms (Channel 4, last night).
(...)
But he was more concerned with winning Alice’s affections - and coming out with his own stupid lines.
As in: “I try and do anything I can to fight poverty - only the other day I punched a tramp.”
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Kumail
@Kumailh
‘‘i will do whatever i can to fight poverty… only the other day i punched a tramp!’’ LOOOOOOOOL milton jones is too much #joke
2:54 PM · Jan 14, 2012
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J.R.Arthur
@Johnrayarthur
I do all I can to fight poverty, only the other day I punched a tramp. Stolen from
@themiltonjones house of rooms
5:55 PM · Jan 14, 2012
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THE DOOM CANNON
@THEDOOMCANNON
“I like to do everything I can to fight poverty. Only the other day I punched a tramp.” - Milton Jones
1:15 PM · Jan 15, 2012
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willmacdonald
@willemacc
‘I wouldn’t call myself a humanitarian but I do try to fight poverty.. I punched a tramp in the face yesterday!’ Milton Jones you legend
4:55 PM · Jan 16, 2012
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Graeme
@entropy_chaos
“I do what ever I can to fight poverty, just the other day I punched a tramp 😊 ” Milton Jones is a legend :L
3:47 PM · Jan 30, 2012
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Jake
@Jakefoggitt
“You need to do whatever you can to fight poverty, the other day I punched a tramp” I love Milton Jones
8:07 PM · Jul 31, 2012
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Bill Cawley
@shriekinleek
Milton Jones ” I do what I can to fight poverty why only the other day I punched a tramp “
4:09 PM · Mar 7, 2017
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m all up for fighting poverty, the other day I punched a tramp!
6:19 PM · Jan 18, 2024