“I don’t drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee”
"I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I used to drink coffee to wake up. Now, I wake up to drink…
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“I don’t drink for religious reasons. I drink for other reasons”
"I don't drink alcohol for religious reasons.I drink it for other reasons" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Joe Tenny on August 11, 2010. "@DaNovaKiDD: I don't drink…
“I don’t drink to forget my problems. I drink to celebrate the fact that I have survived them”
"I don't drink to forget my problems. I drink to celebrate the fact that I have survived them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I DON'T DRINK TO FORGET MY…
“I don’t drink to get drunk. I drink to get my inner demons drunk”
"I don't drink to get drunk. I drink to get my inner demons drunk, so they'll pass out and give me some peace" is a drinking saying that has been printed on several images.…
“I don’t drink water because fish fuck in it”
The comic actor W. C. Fields (1880-1946) was known for drinking alcohol. He allegedly said that he didn't drink water because "fish fuck in it." "I don't drink water…
“I don’t drink whiskey to forget my problems. I drink to celebrate the fact that I have survived them”
"I don't drink to forget my problems. I drink to celebrate the fact that I have survived them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I DON'T DRINK TO FORGET MY…
“I don’t eat snails—I prefer fast food”
Sports Illustrated recorded a quote in its September 23, 1985 issue by San Francisco Giants third base coach Rocky Bridges. Bridges was asked why he refused to eat snails and he replied, "I…
“I don’t eat spinach. If I ate it I might like it, and I hate the damned stuff”
A joke is told about a person (usually an Irishman) who doesn't like lettuce/spinach/broccoli. The logic goes like this: "I don't eat lettuce/spinach/broccoli. If I ate it I might…
“I don’t even like food I just be eating so I don’t die”
Many people are tired of eating and no longer like food. "My appetite has been so weird lately. I just be eating so I don’t die" was posted on X/Twitter by BUCKINBUCKINWOAH on July 21,…
“I don’t even like food no more I just be eating so I don’t die”
Many people are tired of eating and no longer like food. "My appetite has been so weird lately. I just be eating so I don’t die" was posted on X/Twitter by BUCKINBUCKINWOAH on July 21,…
“I don’t even see the Golden Globes anymore. I just see Epstein Island visitors”
"I don't even see the Oscars anymore. I just see Epstein Island visitors" (or "I don't even see the Golden Globes anymore. I just see Epstein Island visitors") is a…
“I don’t even see the Oscars anymore. I just see Epstein Island visitors”
"I don't even see the Oscars anymore. I just see Epstein Island visitors" (or "I don't even see the Golden Globes anymore. I just see Epstein Island visitors") is a…
“I don’t even think it’s possible for a bear to cook porridge”
In the 19th-century English fairy tale, "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," Goldilocks eats some of the bears' porridge. "I don't even think it's possible for a bear to…
“I don’t exercise. It makes me spill my coffee”
I don't exercise. It makes my coffee spill" (or "I don't exercise. It makes me spill my coffee") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I don’t exercise. It makes me spill my coffee”
I don't exercise. It makes my coffee spill" (or "I don't exercise. It makes me spill my coffee") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I don’t exercise. It makes my coffee spill”
I don't exercise. It makes my coffee spill" (or "I don't exercise. It makes me spill my coffee") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I don’t exercise. It makes my coffee spill”
I don't exercise. It makes my coffee spill" (or "I don't exercise. It makes me spill my coffee") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I don’t feel very worky today”
"I'm not feeling very worky today" and "I don't feel very worky today" are work sayings that have been printed on many images. "now its time to work, not feeling…
“I don’t get drunk—I get awesome”
"I don't get drunk -- I get awesome" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters and bumper stickers. "I don't get drunk, I get…
“I don’t get how people afford life without a job. I can’t even afford it with a job”
Many people live paycheck to paycheck, just barely surviving. Other people don't seem to have jobs, but manage to survive. "Just don't get how people afford life without a job ??? I…