“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off”
"I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need anger management I need people…
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“I don’t NEED drugs or alcohol to have fun. I also don’t NEED running shoes to run…”
"I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“I don’t need Google. My boyfriend knows everything!”
"I don't need Google. My boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife knows everything!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need Google because my wife…
“I don’t need sex because the government fucks me every day”
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
“I don’t need sex because the government screws me every day”
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
“I don’t need sex. The government fucks me every day”
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
“I don’t need sex. The government screws me every day”
"I don't need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least…
“I don’t need sleep. I need coffee”
"I don't need sleep. I need coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Wait I don’t need sleep, I need coffee. Sleep would be amazing…
“I don’t need to ‘get a life.’ I’m a gamer. I have LOTS of lives”
"I don't need to 'get a life.' I'm a gamer. I have lots of lives" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Get a life!" is a line…
“I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake”
"I don't need to drink coffee to be awesome. I'm already awesome. But it's more fun when I'm awesome and awake" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“I don’t need to go to Area 51. I’ve been to Walmart”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has been compared to Area 51 (a highly classified United States Air Force facility, often associated with UFOs). "I think area 51 is…
“I don’t need you when I’m right”
"I don't need you when I'm right!" is a political saying that comes from Louisiana Governor Earl K. Long (1895-1960), although the saying has been cited in print since only 1961…
“I don’t normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?”
"Anyone know how much vodka goes in the mashed potatoes?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Vodka is usually made with the liquid from potatoes or cereal grains.…
“I don’t rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and drink a sh*t ton of coffee”
"I don't rise and shine as much as I drag myself out of bed and drink a sh*t ton of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“I don’t run away from hard work. I’m too lazy to run”
"I'm not running away from hard work. I'm too lazy to run" (or "I don't run away from hard work. I'm too lazy to run") is a saying that has been printed on…
“I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone & ignore them like other adults”
"I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone and ignore them like all the other adults" and "I don't run from my problems. I sit on my sofa, play on…
“I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my sofa, play on my phone and ignore them. Like an adult”
"I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone and ignore them like all the other adults" and "I don't run from my problems. I sit on my sofa, play on…
“I don’t say good morning until after my first coffee because before that, it isn’t”
"I don't say good morning until after my first coffee, because before that, it isn't" (shown on an image by carefulcoffee.com) was posted on Espresso Outlet on April 2, 2014.…
“I don’t see color.”/“So what do you do at a traffic light?”
"I don't see color" is an expression meaning that the color of someone's skin is not relevant to this person. A traffic light joke takes this expression literally. "'I…
“I don’t see why there aren’t marches against fat shaming…” (joke)
A joke about marches -- and fat people -- was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 19, 2017: "I don't see why in this day and age there aren't marches against fat shaming. Because…