"I don't always carry all the groceries on one…

“I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. One image involves “The Most Interesting Man in the World” advertisements, a parody of, “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.”

“I don’t always carry the groceries with on one arm but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket ” was posted on Twitter by Jeremy Garcia on February 19, 2012. “I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket” was posted on Twitter by Josiah on February 28, 2012. “I don’t always carry groceries with one arm but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket” was posted on Twitter by alex blankenbaker on March 1, 2012. Authorship is unknown.

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Jeremy Garcia
@jerrmsG
“I don’t always carry the groceries with on one arm but when I do, my keys
are in the wrong pocket ” haha funniest one
9:01 PM · Feb 19, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Josiah
@jomandaman
I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.
12:11 PM · Feb 28, 2012·Silver Bird

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alex blankenbaker
@NitroPosterBoy
“I don’t always carry groceries with one arm but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.”
1:41 PM · Mar 1, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Captain America
@Jack_Grizzly
I don’t always carry all my groceries with one arm. But when I do, my keys are in the wrong fucking pocket.
11:51 AM · Mar 3, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Fig Von Metre
@vonme3
I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket!!!
3:25 PM · Mar 5, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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The Most Interesting Man in the World Meme
December 1, 2015 at 8:56 PM ·
I Don’t Always Carry All The Groceries On One Arm ... But When I Do, My Keys Are In The Wrong Pocket

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𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲
@OldManSteve80
I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.
4:08 AM · May 16, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Raiden
@raiden96
#IDontAlways carry all my #groceries on one arm ..... but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.
6:29 PM · Dec 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone