“I do my intermittent fasting between handfuls of Halloween candy”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
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“I do my intermittent fasting between handfuls of potato chips”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
“I do my intermittent fasting between meals”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
“I do my intermittent fasting between snacks”
Many people do "intermittent fasting," where they don't eat for a certain period of time. There are "intermittent fasting" jokes about very short time periods. "I do…
“I do not find in Christianity one redeeming feature” (Jefferson?)
In October 2011, a California atheist group put up a billboard with the following anti-Christian saying attributed to founding father Thomas Jefferson: "I do not find in Christianity one…
“I do not hate morning people. Morning has nothing to do with it”
"I do not hate morning people. Morning has nothing to do with it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't hate morning people. Mornings have nothing to do…
“I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels and they’re everywhere”
To "get one's ducks in a row" means to take care of one’s duties and responsibilities. Many people do not have their "ducks in a row." "I don't have ducks. I…
“I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch”
"I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people would rather relax at home than go to work. The saying was…
“I do really good on my diet for like 8 or 9 hours, and then I wake up”
A diet is easy to follow --when one is sleeping (and not eating). "I do really good on my diet for like 8 or 9 hours, and then I wake up" was posted on X/Twitter by That Girl on January…
“I do resistance training every day. It’s called refusing to go to the gym”
"Resistance training" doesn't mean resisting going to the gym, but that's the popular joke. "I'm counting the past 2 hours lying on the couch *not* going to the gym as…
“I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button”
"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. To the…
“I do what I can to make the world a happier place. For example, I had my coffee today”
"I do what I can to make the world a happier place. For example, I had my coffee today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I do what I can to make the world a happier…
“I do whatever I can to fight poverty. Only the other day I punched a tramp”
The saying "fight poverty" doesn't mean to attack poor people, but there are jokes. "I saw an amazing looking girl the other day wearing a T-Shirt that said 'Fight…
“I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do”
"I do whatever my rice crispies/krispies tell me to" is a popular bumper sticker saying. Kellogg's Rice Krispies cereal says "snap, crackle, pop" when milk is added…
“I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding! I drink wine in yoga pants”
"I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding! I drink wine in yoga pants" is a jocular yoga saying that has been printed on many images. "'@Carrie_Br4dshaw: I do yoga to relieve…
“I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding! I drink wine in yoga pants”
"I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding! I drink wine in yoga pants" is a jocular yoga saying that has been printed on many images. "'@Carrie_Br4dshaw: I do yoga to relieve…
“I don’t advertise my lip reading business. It’s all word of mouth”
Some businesses don't advertise, but succeed by word of mouth. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on October 26, 2018: "I don't advertise my lip reading business. It's all…
“I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket”
"I don't always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. One image involves…
“I don’t always drink water, but when I do it’s filtered water. Through my coffeemaker. It’s coffee”
"I don't always drink water, but when I do, it's coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. One image involves "The Most Interesting Man in the…
“I don’t always drink water, but when I do, it’s coffee”
"I don't always drink water, but when I do, it's coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. One image involves "The Most Interesting Man in the…