“I’m so broke, I have to fart to have a scent in my pocket”
"Cent" shouldn't be confused with "scent," but there are jokes. "I'm so broke I'd have to fart twice to have a cent(scent) in my pocket" was posted on…
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“I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back”
Many banks give away free calendars. "I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back" was posted on the newsgroup pdaxs.services.children on August 22, 2005. Google Groups:…
“I’m so glad I was taught how to play the recorder at school….” (joke)
Many people are forced to play the recorder at school, but later find that their recorder skills didn't improve their lives. This joke was posted on Twitter by 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 on…
“I’m so good Santa came twice”
"I'm so good Santa came twice" is a jocular Christmas saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is perhaps NSFW. “@NilamL: last year i was so good, santa came…
“I’m so happy I don’t drive. Especially with all this car owner virus going around”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is sometimes jocularly understood as the "car owner virus." "Car Owner Virus" was posted on Twitter by Loudmouthman on January 22, 2020.…
“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider”
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" is a saying from the 1700s and 1800s, when horses were used for transportation (and eating the horse would be a last resort). "I'm so…
“I’m so hungry I could eat my own cooking”
"I'm so hungry I could eat my own cooking" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Back at base after a gruelling trip north. I'm so hungry I could eat my own…
“I’m so old I remember when global warming was called Summer”
Many people do not believe in "climate change" or "global warming." "When i was young global warming was called summer time" was posted on X/Twitter by joseph cotton…
“I’m so old I remember when there were white people on tv commercials”
"I'm so old I remember when there were white people on tv commercials" (shown on an image) was posted on America's Best Pics & Videos on December 7, 2021. It's not…
“I’m so old, I can remember playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards”
"I'm so old, I can remember playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many -- perhaps most -- people now play solitaire on…
“I’m so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor”
"I'm so old, I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Vodka now comes in many flavors. "Remember when vodka…
“I’m so old, I went to an antique auction and three people bid on me”
Some people are so old, they're antiques. "I can tell that I am getting older I went to an antique auction today and three people bid on Me!" was pote on Facebook by Jonathan Ritter…
“I’m so poor I can’t afford to pay attention”
"I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention" is a quip that's found its way onto T-shirts. The saying is cited in print from at least 1964, but became popular in the 1990s…
“I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings”
Daylight Savings Time is not monetary savings, but there are jokes. "I'm so poor by the end of next month even my daylight savings account will be depleted" was posted on Twitter by…
“I’m so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I’ve just been putting Jesus”
"I'm so single when they ask for an emergency contact, I've just been putting Jesus" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many employers and health…
“I’m so tempted to do a musical joke. But I’ll refrain”
"Refrain" can be a verb or a noun. "I was going to make a bad music pun, but I'll refrain from doing as such" was posted on Twitter by Morris Dutchley on October 3, 2011.…
“I’m somewhere between a donut and a juice cleanse”
"Somewhere between a donut/doughnut and a juice cleanse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker is somewhere between doing something bad for the body and…
“I’m somewhere between a doughnut and a juice cleanse”
"Somewhere between a donut/doughnut and a juice cleanse" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker is somewhere between doing something bad for the body and…
“I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter”
"I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least April 2014 and is of…
“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry”
"I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was first posted on Twitter on April 11, 2012. TwitterGeneva…