"I'm so broke, the bank asked for their…

Many banks give away free calendars.

“I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back” was posted on the newsgroup pdaxs.services.children on August 22, 2005.

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I’M SO BROKE
Lynne inTexas
Aug 22, 2005, 12:58:47 PM
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I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.

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I’m so broke…
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Nov 29, 2008, 5:45:01 PM
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I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.

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Chuck Dawson
@TweetsOnly
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
2:45 PM · Mar 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Elimu
@djelimu
Replying to @KngtRdr
@kngtrdr @Afflictedwolf I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
9:07 PM · Sep 9, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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grace
@4evagrace
#uknowitsarecession when the bank asked for their calendar back.
9:34 PM · Nov 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Arie Lei
@Arie_Lei
#uknowubrokewhen the bank asked for their calendar back…...
4:57 PM · Feb 4, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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@TheRealMattLorr
#YouKnowYoureBroke the bank asked for their calendar back.
11:51 AM · Apr 28, 2012·Twitter Web Client

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Carley Cusick
@CarleyCusick
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back
9:29 PM · Apr 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Ali Sleeq
@AliSleeq
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
9:40 AM · May 10, 2015·Twitter Web Client

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Johnnie Torch- Creator of Bullets Bourbon Comics-
@johnnie_torch
Replying to @johnnie_torch
You want one more? Ok, you asked for it.
I’m so broke, the Bank called me and asked for the calendar back! That’s how broke!
12:22 PM · Sep 11, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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@Antinovjoh
Replying to @nyaikae
I’m so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
2:12 AM · Jun 5, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD May 24, 2021
I am so broke….
The bank asked for its calendar back.