“What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired? “/“Oh, snap.”
"Oh snap!" means the same as "Oh, shit!" or "Oh, no!" It usually doesn't involve snapping, but there's a joke: "Q: What did the worker at the rubber…
“You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“The salt from tears in your food will just add flavor”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“Fun Fact: Tears make ramen saltier”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“Life Hack: You don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“I used to have my own business making ski slopes. That went downhill”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“Did you hear about the ski trip? It started off fine, but went downhill fast”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“I gave up cross-country skiing. Since then, it’s all been downhill”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“Did you hear about the couple that went on a ski trip to the mountains? It went downhill from there”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“I once dated a champion snow skier, but our relationship went downhill fast”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“I used to date a ski instructor. Sadly, the relationship went downhill quickly”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries”
"Elderberry" sounds like "elder berry," and some people assume it's older and wiser than other berries. "Is elderberry the wisest of all berries?" was posted on…
“The Elderberry is the oldest of all berries and you must respect it!”
"Elderberry" sounds like "elder berry," and some people assume it's older and wiser than other berries. "Is elderberry the wisest of all berries?" was posted on…
“Instead of Valentine’s Day, we should just have a second Thanksgiving”
Many people don't like Valentine's Day because it's about love, but they do enjoy meeting people and eating together. It's been suggested to get rid of Valentine's Day and…
“I would like Valentine’s Day to be abolished and replaced with a second Thanksgiving”
Many people don't like Valentine's Day because it's about love, but they do enjoy meeting people and eating together. It's been suggested to get rid of Valentine's Day and…
“Telling my mom that the video she just sent me is AI feels like telling a little kid Santa isn’t real”
A parent often has to tell a child that Santa Claus isn't real, and this isn't always easy to break the bad news. Similarly, a child often has to tell a parent or a grandparent that a…
“Telling my mom the dog video she sent me is AI feels like telling a little kid Santa isn’t real. I just can’t do it”
A parent often has to tell a child that Santa Claus isn't real, and this isn't always easy to break the bad news. Similarly, a child often has to tell a parent or a grandparent that a…
“Telling an old person that a video is AI is like telling a 5 year old that Santa isn’t real”
A parent often has to tell a child that Santa Claus isn't real, and this isn't always easy to break the bad news. Similarly, a child often has to tell a parent or a grandparent that a…
“Woke up to my 6yo holding my hand this morning. It was such a sweet 3 seconds before I realized he was using my fingerprint to break into my phone”
The touch of a young child's hand can feel magical -- until sometimes it isn't. This was posted on X/Twitter by Heather M. Jones on December 6, 2019: "Woke up to my 6yo holding my…
“I’m at the point in life where the hottest text I get is: ‘Your prescription is ready for pick up’”
Texting can be romantic -- or not. "I'm at the point in life where the hottest text I get is: 'Your prescription is ready for pick up'" is a jocular saying that has been…