“I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies”
"I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The dinosaurs in movies -- unlike the animals in movies -- are all…
“Brunch is just breakfast for people who wake up late”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“Brunch is just breakfast for people who can’t get their shit together before 10am”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“When you can’t decide what to do, just drink more coffee”
"When you can’t decide what to do, just drink more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "When you can’t decide what to do, just drink more…
“Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee”
"Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee" is…
“There is one thing better than a shot of tequila. A bottle”
"There's only one thing better than a shot of tequila........ A Bottle 😀😁🍻" was posted on Facebook by Joshua Landeros on August 31, 2021. The tequila saying became popular…
“Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee”
"Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee" is…
“I’ve been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up”
"Things are looking up" means that conditions are getting better. This usually doesn't involve actually looking up, but there are jokes. "I have had some good news today.I have…
“Got a new job making periscopes. Things are looking up”
"Things are looking up" means that conditions are getting better. This usually doesn't involve actually looking up, but there are jokes. "I have had some good news today.I have…
“I love to see ‘pan-fried’ on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe or a dolphin or something”
Many people believe that the term "pan-fried" is redundant. Where else would the food be fried? "'pan-fried' is a dreadfully redundant phrase... as opposed to 'fried…
“There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done”
Eating popcorn can be addictive. This was posted on X/Twitter by 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 on September 13, 2024, and received about 175,000 likes: "There are two…
“I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off”
Many people go to sleep with a fear that the ceiling fan will fly off and hit them. "I act pretty tough for someone who lives in constant fear of ceiling fan blade flying off" was posted…
“You are not from the hood if you’ve never ate a spaghetti sandwich”
"U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich" (or "You are not from the hood if you've never ate a spaghetti sandwich") is a saying that has been printed on…
“U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich”
"U ain’t hood if u ain’t never eat a spaghetti sandwich" (or "You are not from the hood if you've never ate a spaghetti sandwich") is a saying that has been printed on…
“The opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’ is ‘stressed depressed lemon zest’”
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult”
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“Life’s meant to be easy peasy lemon squeezy, not stressed depressed lemon zest”
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“When someone tells me it’s easy peasy lemon squeezy, but for me it’s always stressy, depressy, lemon zesty”
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…
“Difficult difficult lemon difficult” (opposite of “easy peasy lemon squeezy”)
“Easy peasy lemon squeezy” is a way of saying that something is easy. "Difficult difficult lemon difficult" (or "When you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy,…