Entry in progress—BP322
Entry in progress -- BP
Entry in progress—BP321
Entry in progress -- BP
“Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?”
The Super Bowl (the National Football League's championship game) has nothing to do with bowling, but there are jokes. "Ford: Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?"…
“Exaggerating what you know about football today is called superbole” (Super Bowl day joke)
A "Super Bowl" (the National Football League's championship game) with "hyperbole" might be called the "Superbole." "Outlandish exaggeration about the NFL…
“Outlandish exaggeration about the NFL championship game is called Superbole”
A "Super Bowl" (the National Football League's championship game) with "hyperbole" might be called the "Superbole." "Outlandish exaggeration about the NFL…
“You can just start calling yourself an Olympic hopeful. You don’t have to fill out a form or anything”
What is an "Olympic hopeful"? It can be someone who competes in events with the goal of making the Olympics, but an "Olympic hopeful" can also be a young child, who is full of…
“God: *creates gravity* Cats: NO”
"God: *creates gravity* Cats: NO" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Cats are well known for pushing things off tables, dressers and shelves. "God: *creates…
“Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don’t know what temperature to use to get rid of it”
No every car driver knows how to defog a windshield properly, and it can get frustrating. This was posted on X/Twitter by Ashley DeNofa on July 22, 2018, and it received over 16,000 likes:…
“Groundhogs imply the existence of Airhogs, Waterhogs and Firehogs”
Does a "groundhog" imply the existence of other hogs that are not on the ground? "The existence of the groundhog implies the existence of skyhog, firehog, waterhog" was posted…
“Groundhogs imply the existence of skyhogs”
Does a "groundhog" imply the existence of other hogs that are not on the ground? "The existence of the groundhog implies the existence of skyhog, firehog, waterhog" was posted…
“Groundhogs imply the existence of airhogs, seahogs, and potentially even a spacehog”
Does a "groundhog" imply the existence of other hogs that are not on the ground? "The existence of the groundhog implies the existence of skyhog, firehog, waterhog" was posted…
“Earbuds imply the existence of earenemies”
"Earbuds" have nothing to do with "buds" or "buddies," but there are jokes. "I hate earbuds. They never stay in my ears. Punks! More like earenemies." was…
“Earbuds never stay in my ears. More like earenemies”
"Earbuds" have nothing to do with "buds" or "buddies," but there are jokes. "I hate earbuds. They never stay in my ears. Punks! More like earenemies." was…
“My earbuds quickly turn into earenemies when I can’t find them”
"Earbuds" have nothing to do with "buds" or "buddies," but there are jokes. "I hate earbuds. They never stay in my ears. Punks! More like earenemies." was…
“My earbuds broke. More like earenemies”
"Earbuds" have nothing to do with "buds" or "buddies," but there are jokes. "I hate earbuds. They never stay in my ears. Punks! More like earenemies." was…
“Do you think when firefighters blow out their birthday candles it’s just like more work to them?”
When firefighters have a brithday and have to blow out the fire (the candles on a birthday cake), do they like this or not? "I bet firefighters are really good at blowing out the candles on…
“Firefighters probably love blowing out the candles on their birthday”
When firefighters have a brithday and have to blow out the fire (the candles on a birthday cake), do they like this or not? "I bet firefighters are really good at blowing out the candles on…
“I bet firefighters are really good at blowing out the candles on their birthday cakes”
When firefighters have a brithday and have to blow out the fire (the candles on a birthday cake), do they like this or not? "I bet firefighters are really good at blowing out the candles on…
“When checking out at the store, ask your checkout person what kind of candy bar they like and buy them one…”
Stores usually sell candy at the checkout line, and there's a joke about this. "When checking out at the store, ask your checkout person what kind of candy bar they like and buy them one.…
“You know what sucks? Being so short that the sun visor in your car doesn’t even fulfill its purpose”
A car's sun visors, perhaps, aren't fit for all drivers. "You know what sucks? Being so short that the sun visor in your car doesn't even fulfill its purpose" is a saying…