“Pro tip: You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go”
"You can't have a bad day at work if you don't go" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "You can't have a bad…
“Rest here weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day”
"Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day" (or "Rest here, weary doomscroller. You've seen enough fear-mongering today") is a saying that…
Democrats Officially Getting Exposed (Department of Government Efficiency or DOGE nickname)
U.S. President Donald Trump (a Republican) created the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) in 2025 to reduce wasteful and fraudulent federal spending. DOGE was nicknamed by some as…
“Rest here, weary doomscroller. You’ve seen enough fear-mongering today”
"Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day" (or "Rest here, weary doomscroller. You've seen enough fear-mongering today") is a saying that…
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“Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?”/“He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.”
Some people "wake up early in the morning." This shouldn't be confused with those who "wake up oily in the morning," but there are jokes. "You may or you may not think…
“I haven’t seen liberals this upset since yesterday”
"I haven't seen liberals this upset since yesterday" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO...best comment of 2017 Q1-2! 'Haven't seen…
“I haven’t seen liberals this pissed since yesterday”
"I haven't seen liberals this upset since yesterday" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO...best comment of 2017 Q1-2! 'Haven't seen…
“I haven’t seen liberals this mad since yesterday”
"I haven't seen liberals this upset since yesterday" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO...best comment of 2017 Q1-2! 'Haven't seen…
“I haven’t seen liberals this angry since yesterday”
"I haven't seen liberals this upset since yesterday" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "LMAO...best comment of 2017 Q1-2! 'Haven't seen…
“Confucius say: ‘Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning’”
Some people "wake up early in the morning." This shouldn't be confused with those who "wake up oily in the morning," but there are jokes. "You may or you may not think…
“He eats French dressing every night so he can wake up oily in the morning”
Some people "wake up early in the morning." This shouldn't be confused with those who "wake up oily in the morning," but there are jokes. "You may or you may not think…
“I haven’t seen Democrats this mad since Republicans freed their slaves”
"I haven’t seen Democrats this mad since Republicans freed their slaves" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, in several forms, became popular with…
“Democrats haven’t been this angry since we freed their slaves”
"I haven’t seen Democrats this mad since Republicans freed their slaves" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, in several forms, became popular with…
“I haven’t seen the Democrats this mad since we freed the slaves!”
"I haven’t seen Democrats this mad since Republicans freed their slaves" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, in several forms, became popular with…
“Well, That Didn’t Work: The History of the Federal Department of Education” (book title)
In 2025, U.S. President Donald Trump's administration sought to end the federal United States Department of Education. The plan was to return control of education to the states. "Well,…
“Every time you choose homemade over processed, a corporation loses a dollar. Keep going”
"Every time you choose homemade over processed, a corporation loses a dollar. Keep going" is a food saying that has been printed on an image. "Every time you choose homemade over…
“What music do more sophisticated frogs listen to?”/“Hopera.”
Frogs allegedly like the opera, or rather, "hopera" ("hop" + "opera"). "Where do musical frogs perform? The hopera house haha!!" was posted on X/Twitter by…