“Groupon, are you crazy? If I had laser hair, I would never get it removed”
"Laser hair removal" is the process of hair removal with laser light. It is not the removal of "laser hair," but there are jokes. "If I had laser hair, I wouldn't have…
“Saw a sign outside for laser hair removal. If I had laser hair, I think I’d want to keep it. LASER! HAIR! LASER HAIR!”
"Laser hair removal" is the process of hair removal with laser light. It is not the removal of "laser hair," but there are jokes. "If I had laser hair, I wouldn't have…
“Which is more unsettling, pronouncing medicine like fettuccine, or pronouncing fettuccine like medicine?”
"Fettuccine" is pronounced like "linguini," not like "medicine" (or "Edison"). "ok, fettuccine but pronounced like medicine" was posted on…
“No good cops. No bad dogs”
"No bad dogs. No good cops" (or "No good cops. No bad dogs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no bad dogs, no good cops" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“There are no good cops. There are no bad dogs”
"No bad dogs. No good cops" (or "No good cops. No bad dogs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no bad dogs, no good cops" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“No bad dogs and no good cops? What about K-9 units?”
"No bad dogs. No good cops" (or "No good cops. No bad dogs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no bad dogs, no good cops" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“If there are no good cops and no bad dogs, then what’s a police dog?”
"No bad dogs. No good cops" (or "No good cops. No bad dogs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no bad dogs, no good cops" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“How do clouds pay their bills?”/“With a rain check.”
A weather joke was posted on X/Twitter by Jill’s Joke of the Day on July 18, 2018: "How do clouds pay their bills? With rain checks." Merriam-Webster Dictionary rain check noun 1: a…
“Shortbread implies the existence of longbread”
There is "shortbread," so many people believe thee should be "longbread" and "tallbread." "shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the…
“Shortbread cookies imply the existence of tallbread cookies”
There is "shortbread," so many people believe thee should be "longbread" and "tallbread." "shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the…
“Shortbread cookies imply the existence of longbread cookies”
There is "shortbread," so many people believe thee should be "longbread" and "tallbread." "shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the…
“If you care as much about church as you do about football, dump Gatorade on your pastor at the end of the sermon”
A winning coach or player in sports (especially football) often receives a "Gatorade shower." Some people believe that church should have similar enthusiasm. "It's that time of…
“I think church should be more like football. If the pastor gives a good sermon, dump a cooler of Gatorade on his head!”
A winning coach or player in sports (especially football) often receives a "Gatorade shower." Some people believe that church should have similar enthusiasm. "It's that time of…
“You should be as excited about church as about the Super Bowl. So when your pastor makes a point this Sunday, pour Gatorade over his head”
A winning coach or player in sports (especially football) often receives a "Gatorade shower." Some people believe that church should have similar enthusiasm. "It's that time of…
“That panic attack you get when you clog a toilet at someone else’s house”
"Everyone's an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else house. -- Sun Tzu" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's embarrassing to need help to…
“Everyone’s an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else’s house.—Sun Tzu”
"Everyone's an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else house. -- Sun Tzu" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's embarrassing to need help to…
“Everybody is an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else house.—Sun Tzu”
"Everyone's an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else house. -- Sun Tzu" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's embarrassing to need help to…
“Roses are red. Work makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes”
"Roses are red. Work makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes" is a work poem that has been printed on many images. "Rores are red, Stress makes you scream, I used…
“Roses are red. Stress makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes”
"Roses are red. Work makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes" is a work poem that has been printed on many images. "Rores are red, Stress makes you scream, I used…
“You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go”
"You can't have a bad day at work if you don't go" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "You can't have a bad…