“1 hard boiled egg? Perfect. Fried eggs? Just two and I’m good. Scrambled eggs? Three and I’m still hungry…”

 
 
X/Twitter
Jum
@JesterJum
1 hard boiled egg? Perfect.
Fried eggs? Just two and I’m good.
Scrambled eggs? Three and I’m still hungry.
Deviled eggs? 47 please and thank you.
Egg logic makes no sense.
7:09 PM · Aug 4, 2026
 
Facebook
All You Can Eat
August 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM ·
🤣🤣🤣
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
1 hard boiled egg? Perfect.
Fried eggs? Just two and I’m good.
Scrambled eggs? Three and I’m still hungry.
Deviled eggs? 47 please and thank you.
Egg logic makes no sense.

·