“Honestly, nobody wants a better smartphone. Everyone just wants their dog to live to be like 60. Get your priorities straight, science”

“Honestly, nobody wants a better phone/smartphone. Everyone just wants their dog to live to be 60. Get your priorities straight, science” is a saying that has been printed on many images. Phones have gotten better, but dogs’ lives have not gotten longer.
 
“Dear Science: No one wants a better smart phone. We want our dogs to live to be 60. Get your priorities straight” was posted on Facebook by Tim W. Jackson on November 9, 2023. “Honestly, nobody wants a better smart phone. Everyone wants their dog to live to be like 60. Get your priorities straight science” was posted on Facebook by We Love Animals on December 4, 2023. “Honestly, nobody wants a better phone. Everyone just wants their dog to live to be 60. Get your priorities straight, science” was posted on Facebook by Enchanting Minds on August 20, 2026.
   
 
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Tim W. Jackson
November 9, 2023 at 8:24 AM ·
Dear Science: No one wants a better smart phone. We want our dogs to live to be 60. Get your priorities straight.
 
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2 Traveling Dogs
November 24, 2023 at 11:19 AM ·
Honestly, nobody wants a better smart phone.
Everyone wants their dog to live to be like 100. Or forever.
Get your priorities straight science.
 
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We Love Animals
December 4, 2023 at 2:35 PM ·
Honestly, nobody wants a better smart phone.
Everyone wants their dog to live to be like 60.
Get your priorities straight science.
     
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Honestly, nobody wants a better smart phone.
Everyone wants their dog to live to be like 60 or longer.
Get your priorities straight science.
4:54 PM · Dec 7, 2023
 
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Helga Von Tippler
@DanaLeaB1
Honestly no one wants a better smartphone.
Everybody wants their dog to live to be like 60.
Get your priorities straight science!
11:08 AM · May 7, 2024
 
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[Honestly, nobody wants a better smartphone.  Everyone wants their dog to last to 60. Get your priorities straight, science.
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3:01 PM · Apr 22, 2025
 
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Savage Paramedics
July 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM ·
Honestly, no one wants a better smartphone. Everyone wants their dog to live to be 60. Get your priorities straight, science
 
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@CL4WS_OUT
Honestly, no one wants a better smartphone. Everyone wants their dog to live to be 60. Get your priorities straight, science‼️
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
12:51 PM · Jul 30, 2025
 
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Enchanting Minds
August 20, 2026 at 10:34 AM ·
Honestly, nobody wants a better phone. Everyone just wants their dog to live to be 60.
Get your priorities straight, science.
 
Bluesky
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@bellwhitworth.bsky.social
Found on FB. Yup! 🐾❤️🐾
[Honestly, nobody
wants a better
phone. Everyone
just wants their dog
to live to be 60. Get
your priorities
straight, science.
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9:36 AM · Sep 13, 2026