“You’d think the Constitution was younger, given how hard Republicans are trying to f- it”

“You’d think the Constitution was younger, given how hard Republicans are trying to fuck it” is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to the underage sex scandals involving Jeffrey Epstein (1953-2019).
 
The sign, shown near Philadelphia City Hall in October 2025, was posted on Hyperallergic on January 27, 2026, which stated, “The guerrilla signs are the handiwork of an artist who goes by Make it Weird. (They prefer to remain anonymous given the nature of their work.)”
 
   
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The One True Chris Sherwood
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[Sign bolted to a pole next to a city street: “You’d think that the constitution was younger, given how hard Republicans are trying to fuck it.”
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4:52 PM · Dec 26, 2025
 
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Dr. Realcheepadvice
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You’d think that the constitution was younger, given how hard Republicans are trying to fuck it.
7:56 PM · Dec 26, 2025
 
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Joe Evans
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You would think the Constitution was younger given how hard the Epstien-Maxwell client list is trying to fuck it.
2:58 AM · Dec 27, 2025
 
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I’m NotDevinsMom Moron
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You would think the constitution was younger, given how hard Trump is trying to fuck it.
10:57 AM · Jan 20, 2026
 
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Artist’s Street Signs in Philadelphia Warn of Fascism Ahead
The guerrilla imitations of common road signage use a distinctive brand of Philly humor to alert residents of ICE threats and looming authoritarianism.
Isabella Segalovich
January 27, 2026
(Photo caption.—ed.) Sign by Make it Weird and Resistance Ephemera installed near Philadelphia City Hall in October 2025
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The guerrilla signs are the handiwork of an artist who goes by Make it Weird. (They prefer to remain anonymous given the nature of their work.)
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Jumping into the fray, Make it Weird put their know-how from years of tinkering in makerspaces to work. In one series, they digitized the handwriting of artist Resistance Ephemera and used a vinyl cutter to paste the text on a bright yellow backdrop. One sign reads, “YOU’D THINK THAT THE CONSTITUTION WAS YOUNGER, GIVEN HOW HARD REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO FUCK IT.” On another: “SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA, A LITTLE GIRL IS HIDING IN AN ATTIC WRITING ABOUT I.C.E.”
     
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Greg Knauss
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{A photo of a No Kings protester with a sign that says “YOU’D THINK THE CONSTITUTION WAS YOUNGER GIVEN HOW HARD REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO FUCK IT.”
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3:06 PM · Mar 28, 2026

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Humor Satire Memes
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[yellow street sign with black text mounted on a metal pole. The text on the sign reads:  “YOU’D THINK THAT THE CONSTITUTION WAS YOUNGER, GIVEN HOW HARD REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO FUCK IT.” 
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6:45 PM · Sep 29, 2026