“Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation”
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
“Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?”
"Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. THe joke has been cited in print since at least 1966, when this was…
“If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape”
"If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "You'd be in great shape if you ran like your…
“Sorry, I can’t go to school tomorrow. I fractured my motivation”
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky—and a dog to eat the rare steak”
"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak" is a quote from American talk show host and comedian Johnny Carson (1925-2005) that has been…
“Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister”
Monday is the start of the work week and is often a hated day. Tuesday is often disliked as well. "Tuesday is just Monday's ugly sister" is a one-line saying that has been printed on…
“What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for”
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for" is an Irish proverb of uncertain origin. “What butter and whiskey won't cure, sure, there's no cure for," W. G. Dowsley…
“Good girls are made of sugar and spice. Country girls are made of whiskey on ice”
"Good girls are made of sugar and spice. Country girls are made of whiskey and/on ice" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 7,…
“This whiskey tastes like I’m about to tell you how I really feel”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The whiskey saying was…
“Soup of the Day: Whiskey”
"Soup of the Day: Whiskey" is a jocular bar sign that has been printed on many images. The "soup of the day" sign was posted on Twitter on May 22, 2009. "Soup of the Day -…
“Put some whiskey in my coffee because it’s Ireland somewhere”
"Put some whiskey in my coffee because it's Ireland somewhere" is a jocular one-line saying about Irish coffee that has been printed on many images. The expression is a variation of…
“Whiskey is what beer wants to be when it grows up”
"Whiskey is what beer wants to be when it grows up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The distilling process is similar for both beer and whiskey. The saying has been…
“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today”
"I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today" (meaning that it's a tough, disagreeable day) is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“May your coffee kick in before reality does”
"May your coffee kick in before reality does" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 31, 2015. "May your coffee…
“Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee”
"Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Mothers are wonderful people…
“Life happens. Coffee helps”
"Life happens. Coffee helps" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Life Happens, Coffee Helps Tee" was posted on Twitter on December 22, 2012. Similar…
“If you are not coffee, chocolate, or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away”
"If you are not coffee, chocolate, or bacon, I'm going to need you to go away" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "If you are not Chocolate,…
“Wake up, drink coffee & punch today in the face”
"Wake up, drink coffee & punch today in the face" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 10, 2014. TwitterAlex…
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. American comedian Lewis Black said the line in an…
“What’s black and doesn’t work?”/“Decaf coffee, you racist.”
"What's black and doesn't work?"/"Decaf coffee, you racist" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter on February 16, 2012. The…