“You never hear skinny people saying, ‘I’m just small boned’”
Fat people sometimes say, "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!" Do skinny people say the opposite? "I'm really not all that skinny. I'm just small-boned" was posted…
“A fat person doesn’t eat what’s right, but eats what’s left”
"A fat person doesn't eat what's right, but eats what's left" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel”
"If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel" is a jocular one-line saying about stress that has been printed on many images. "If stress burned calories, I’d be a size…
“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel”
"If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel" is a jocular one-line saying about stress that has been printed on many images. "If stress burned calories, I’d be a size…
“Yo mama is so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, `OK!’”
Can a fat person eat everything on a restaurant's menu? A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and…
“Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise." The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on September 7, 1994.…
“I’m not fat—my stomach is just in 3D”
"I'm not fat -- my stomach is just in 3D" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 13, 2011. Similar sayings include…
“How do chickens dance?”/“Chick to chick.”
The song "Cheek to Cheek" (1935) by Irving Berlin (1888-1989) popularized "dancing cheek-to-cheek." A riddle is: Q: How do cjhickens dance?A: Chick to chick. The riddle has been…
“We breathe air. Trees make air. Homework kills trees. Homework is killing us”
"We breathe air. Trees make air. Homework kills trees. Homework is killing us" is a jocular homework saying that has been printed on many images. A "Homework kills trees!!! So stop…
“I do my best proofreading after I hit ‘send’”
"I do my best proofreading after I hit 'send'" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on March 14, 2009, but it…
“Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough”
"Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough" is a jocular one-line school saying that has been printed on many images. "Homework: because 5 hours of school a day…
“Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again”
"Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business again" is a jocular "mind your own business" saying that has been printed on many images. "HEY...I found your nose n my…
“If sleep is so important, then why does school start so early?”
"If sleep is so important, then why does school start so early?" is a jocular one-line school saying that has been printed on many images. Many schools start the day before 9 a.m.…
“I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved”
"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved" is a jocular one-line math saying that has been printed on several images. "I stopped understanding maths…
“Dear homework, you’re not attractive and I’m not doing you”
"Dear homework, you're not attractive and I'm not doing you" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February…
“Time goes by fast when you’re avoiding homework”
"Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Random observation: Time flies when you're avoiding…
“You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by the way he eats jelly beans”
Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) said in January 1981, just before he was inaugurated U.S. president, as reported by the Associated Press: "'You can tell a lot about a fella's…
“The only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other liars”
"The only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other liars" is a one-line political saying that has been printed on many images. There does not appear to be any specific…
“Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom’s apple pie”
Statistics are important in baseball. American television journalist Harry Reasoner (1923-1991) is credited with saying: "Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple…
“A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously”
"A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top" is a popular observation. "Champagne Trick: A raisin…