Investigating the origins of American words, names, quotations and phrases. Over 41,000 entries.
"The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. Braden Graeber posted the coffee saying on Twitter…
"My birthstone is a coffee bean" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2014. “My birthstone is a block of…
"Coffee helps me maintain my 'never killed anyone streak'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Some people make it really difficult to maintain my…
"If it wasn't/weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. David Letterman, host of…
A pot brownie riddle is: Q: Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot/weed brownies?A: For shits and giggles. "I think halal vendors put laxatives in the food for shits and giggles" was…
"Mondays are the potholes in the road of life" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying originated in the newspaper comic strip "Ziggy" by Tom…
"Chocolate/Candy is nature's way of making up for Mondays" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Chocolate is nature's way of making up for…
"All You Need Is Love," the Beatles sang in 1967. "All you need is love and a good cup of coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "All you need is love.…
"Caffeine/Coffee isn't a drug, it's a vitamin" ia a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Caffiene isn't a drug; it's a vitamin!"…
"Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 5, 2013. “A cup of coffee shared…
A whip cream riddle is: Q: What did the whip cream say to Indiana Jones?A: "Cool Whip." The joke was posted on Twitter on January 29, 2015, and was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 22,…
"Super fish oil" sounds like "superficial." A joke was posted on Twitter on July 31, 2011: "Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received…
A school joke is: "I used to pee my pants every time I stood in front of my 3rd grade class. It cost me my teaching career." The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 23, 2016.…
A drinking joke has been printed on several images: "I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So i turned it into wine." "Today I…
A drinking joke has been printed on several images: "I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So i turned it into wine." "Today I…
"I'm always losing things at work...my glasses, my keys, my will to live..." is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "I hate losing things at work,…
"Our/This family/home/house/classroom/office/place runs on love, laughter and lots of strong coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This home runs on love,…
"Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Love is in the air & smells like Coffee!" was posted on Twitter…
"Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying about getting in shape…
"Science may never come up with a better office communications system than the coffee break" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated entertainment columnist Earl…