“May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner be even”
"May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner be even" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying was posted on Twitter on April 14, 2015.…
“Doing your taxes on April Fools’ Day seems like a legitimate way to defraud the government”
"Doing your taxes on April Fools' Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on an ecard. The saying was…
“Mommy and daddy’s little tax deduction” (a young child)
Dependent children can be claimed on a parent or guardian's tax returns. "Mommy/Daddy's little tax deduction" (a baby) is a jocular phrase that has been printed on many…
“Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”
"Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. A "solipsism" means that only something in one's own mind…
“All things are possible with coffee and mascara”
"All things are possible with coffee and mascara" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November 29, 2015. "All I…
“All I need is coffee & mascara”
"All I need is coffee & mascara" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "All I need is mascara and coffee" was posted on Twitter on May 2, 2013.…
“All I need is mascara and caffeine”
"All I need is mascara and caffeine" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "All I need is mascara and caffeine" was posted on Twitter on December…
“All I need today is a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of Jesus”
"All I need today is a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of Jesus" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "All i need today is jesus and some coffee" was…
“I went to a restaurant and the food was all done with special effects. It was CGI Fridays”
A joke about the restaurant chain TGI Fridays is: "I went to a restaurant and the food was all done with special effects. It was CGI Fridays." "'I went to a restaurant and the…
Big Apple Corner (New York Morning Telegraph site)
[See also part one, "Big Apple Corner (1992-1997)," and part two, "Big Apple Corner (1997 Law & Today)," and part four, "Big Apple Corner (sign stolen,…
Big Apple Corner (1997 Law & Today)
[See also part one, "Big Apple Corner (1992-1997)," and part three, "Big Apple Corner (New York Morning Telegraph site)," and part four, "Big Apple Corner (sign stolen,…
Big Apple Corner (1992-1997)
[See also part two, "Big Apple Corner (1997 Law & Today)," and part three, "Big Apple Corner (New York Morning Telegraph site)," and part four, "Big Apple Corner (sign…
British Accreditation Registry (“bar” backronym)
The legal "bar"is sometimes said to be an acronym (or backronym) for "British Accredited Registry" or "British Accreditation Registry." "The acronym BAR was…
“We don’t serve black people.”/“That’s OK. I don’t eat them.”
A "joke" was told in the days of racially segregated restaurants: Waitress: We on't serve black people here.Black diner: That's OK. I don't eat them. The joke has been…
“Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed”
"Old soldiers never die -- they just fade away” is an old saying that was popularized by General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) in his farewell address to Congress on April 19, 1951. Many…
“Old cooks never die, they just get deranged”
"Old soldiers never die -- they just fade away” is an old saying that was popularized by General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) in his farewell address to Congress on April 19, 1951. Many…
“I used to be a shoe salesman, but they gave me the boot”
A pun about working as a shoe salesman is: "I used to be a shoe salesman, but they gave me the boot." "I worked in a shoe store, but they gave me the boot" was posted to the…
“God created Gentiles so there’d be somebody to buy retail”
An old Jewish joke is that Jewish people "don't buy retail." I Can Get It for You Wholesale is the title of a 1937 novel by Jerome Weidman and a 1962 Broadway musical that starred…
“Who needs a guy when there’s chai?”
"Who needs a guy when there's chai?" is a jocular tea saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 19, 2014.…
“May your burdens be light and your coffee be strong”
"May your burdens be light and your coffee be strong" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 18, 2013. "May your…