“If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t”
"If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn't" is a meme that has been printed on many images. The meme combines the sayings "If cats could [X}, they wouldn't" with…
“God saved steak and bacon, not lettuce and soy” (Noah’s Ark meme)
"God saved steak, not lettuce" is a saying that has been printed on many images The images show Noah's Ark, which was filled with animals, and not plants. "God saved steak, not…
“God saved steak, not lettuce” (Noah’s Ark meme)
"God saved steak, not lettuce" is a saying that has been printed on many images The images show Noah's Ark, which was filled with animals, and not plants. "God saved steak, not…
“Noah, pictured here after saving steak and bacon (not broccoli or whatever)” (Noah’s Ark meme)
"God saved steak, not lettuce" is a saying that has been printed on many images The images show Noah's Ark, which was filled with animals, and not plants. "God saved steak, not…
“Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher”
"Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "ANY ADULT THAT NEEDS TO DISCUSS SEXUALITY TO…
“Any adult that needs to discuss sexuality to kindergartens is a predator, not a teacher”
"Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "ANY ADULT THAT NEEDS TO DISCUSS SEXUALITY TO…
“Anybody who discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher”
"Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "ANY ADULT THAT NEEDS TO DISCUSS SEXUALITY TO…
“If you see a bulge in a conservative woman’s pants, it’s a gun. If you see a bulge in a liberal woman’s pants, it’s a penis”
"If you see a bulge in a conservative woman’s pants, it’s a gun. If you see a bulge in a liberal woman’s pants, it’s a penis" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“What’s a cat’s favorite kitchen utensil?”/“A whisker.”
A cat riddle was posted on Facebook by PetMeds on February 13, 2016: Q: What is a cat's favorite kitchen utensil? A: The "whisker." Wikipedia: Whisk A whisk is a cooking utensil…
“I think I need to quit my job to focus on my laundry”
Having a job interferes with many other life tasks, like putting away laundry. "might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry" was posted on X/Twitter by ely kreimendahl…
“Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry”
Having a job interferes with many other life tasks, like putting away laundry. "might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry" was posted on X/Twitter by ely kreimendahl…
“God is good. God is great. Thank you, Lord, for the Lone Star State”
"God is good. God is great. Thank you, Lord, for the Lone Star State" is a Texas saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "God is good/ God is great/ Thank…
“Today I am going to give it my some”
"Today I am going to give it my some" (or "Today I'm going to give it my some") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying would be,…
“Today I’m going to give it my some”
"Today I am going to give it my some" (or "Today I'm going to give it my some") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying would be,…
“Today is the day I’m going to give it my SOME”
"Today I am going to give it my some" (or "Today I'm going to give it my some") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying would be,…
“Today I’m gonna give it my almost”
"Today I am going to give it my some" (or "Today I'm going to give it my some") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying would be,…
“‘Gun control’ is the government using guns to control you”
What does "gun control" mean? "'GUN CONTROL' is the GOVERNMENT using GUNS to control YOU" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Edgar Friendly ⬛️🟨 on…
“Do I like gumbo? A-cajun-ally”
A cajun pun of "occasionally" is "a-cajun-a;;y" or "o-cajun-ally." "I have a really bad Louisiana joke. But don't worry ... I only tell it o-cajun-ally"…
“Do I like gumbo? O-cajun-ally”
A cajun pun of "occasionally" is "a-cajun-a;;y" or "o-cajun-ally." "I have a really bad Louisiana joke. But don't worry ... I only tell it o-cajun-ally"…
“So many people have a fear of heights, but they don’t shout it from the rooftops”
People who declare something to the public are said to "shout it from the rooftops." But what about -- as a joke has it -- someone who wants to tell the world about acrophobia (fear of…