“Let’s put the show on the road” (idiom)
"Let's get the/this show on the road" or "Let's put the/this show on the road" means "let's get started" or "let's get going." Theatrical…
“Let’s get this show on the road” (idiom)
"Let's get the/this show on the road" or "Let's put the/this show on the road" means "let's get started" or "let's get going." Theatrical…
“I bought my wife a lamp in the shape of a Coke bottle. She was soda lighted”
"So delighted" is sometimes joked as "soda-lighted." "I found out how to make a #lamp out of old #Pepsi #cans I'm #soda #lighted #LetsGetWordy" was posted on…
“I never see a whole family driving in a cyber truck. It’s always one man all alone”
Many people do not like Tesla Cybertrucks, and make fun of the drivers and owners. "I never see a whole family driving in a cyber truck. It’s always one man all alone" was posted on…
“I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself”
Many people do not like Tesla Cybertrucks, and make fun of the drivers and owners. "I never see a whole family driving in a cyber truck. It’s always one man all alone" was posted on…
“Big Apple” T-shirt by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (2021)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon has been broadcast in New York City since 2014. In 2021, host Jimmy Fallon designed a T-shirt with the name of the show written in an apple, with…
“Instead of ‘breaking news’ they should say ‘wait till you hear this shit’”
Aaron Parnas started his TikTok on May 22, 2026 with "Wait till you hear this shit." Aaron Parnas did a TikTok on May 24, 2026 titled, "WE ARE RETIRING BREAKING NEWS BECAUSE THE NEWS…
“Do nice things for people. Not because of who they are, or what you might get in return, but because of who you are”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Be kind, not because people deserve it, but because your soul does”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Be good to people, not because of who they are, but because of who you are”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Treat everyone like a gentleman. Not because they are, but because you are”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Treat everyone with love, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because you are nice”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Be kind to people. Not because they’re nice, but because you are”
"Be kind to people. Not because they're nice, but because you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to be kind,whether it is appreciated or not.…
“Having kids is like constantly cleaning up after a party you didn’t attend”
"Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The kids have the fun around the house,…
“Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn’t attend”
"Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The kids have the fun around the house,…
“Happiness equals reality minus expectations”
"Happiness equals reality minus expectations" was printed in the book Why Marriage? (1974) by Edward E. Ford and Robert L. Zorn. Authorship of the saying is unknown. If there are low…
“Yogurt does nothing. Creamy nonsense. You ever finished a yogurt cup and felt like it made a difference? Like throwing a shoe at a bear”
Many people eat yogurt and still feel hungry. This was posted on X/Twitter by John Mayer on July 7, 2017, and it received over 71,000 likes: "Yogurt does nothing. Creamy nonsense. You ever…
“Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me having to wash a whisk: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck”
People often love to use a whisk, but hate to clean it. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benj on March 11, 2022, and it received over 190,000 likes: "Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!…
“It’s only Diet Coke if it’s from the Diét Coque region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling brown wine
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A Diet Coke version of this meme was posted on…