“You mocha me happy”
"You mocha me (so/very) happy" and "You mocha me crazy" are mocha sayings that have been printed on many images "you mocha me happy" was posted on X/Twitter by fairfax…
“Most pardoned turkeys end up back in the system”
What happens to turkeys that the president of the United States pardons for Thanksgiving? "I fear the turkey pardoning sets a bad precedent. What's the turkey recidivism rate since the…
“Why is no one talking about turkey recidivism?”
What happens to turkeys that the president of the United States pardons for Thanksgiving? "I fear the turkey pardoning sets a bad precedent. What's the turkey recidivism rate since the…
“I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, ‘moist’”
The word "moist" makes some people uncomfortable. This was posted on X/Twitter by Rodney Lacroix on November 20, 2023: "I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to…
“How come bills never go on sale? Like rent 25% off or pay 2 electricity bills and get the next one free”
"Why bills never go on sale? Like rent 50% off or buy 1 light bill and get the gas bill free" and "How come bills never go on sale? Like rent 25% off or pay 2 electricity bills and…
“Why bills never go on sale? Like rent 50% off or buy 1 light bill and get the gas bill free”
"Why bills never go on sale? Like rent 50% off or buy 1 light bill and get the gas bill free" and "How come bills never go on sale? Like rent 25% off or pay 2 electricity bills and…
“God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders”
"God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN - DEMOCRATS CREATED THESE…
“God created man and woman, Democrats created the rest”
"God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN - DEMOCRATS CREATED THESE…
“God created man. Then God created woman. Then Democrats created all the other genders”
"God created man and woman. Democrats created all the other genders" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "GOD CREATED MAN AND WOMAN - DEMOCRATS CREATED THESE…
“This ‘all purpose’ flour did not get my car clean at all”
"All-purpose flour" (also called "AP flour") can be used for baking many things, although professional bakers usually use other flours. All-purpose flour is not good for…
“Is New York called the Big Apple because everyone living there is fruity?” (2024)
It's sometimes said that the "Big Apple" (New York City) is "fruity" (gay). "New York be so fruity that it’s called the big apple 😭 I think the whole city is…
“You mocha me so happy”
"You mocha me (so/very) happy" and "You mocha me crazy" are mocha sayings that have been printed on many images "you mocha me happy" was posted on X/Twitter by fairfax…
“My mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping”
The mating call of many people is the sound of food being served. "My mating call is the sound of the microwave beeping" was posted on X/Twitter by Róisín on June 8, 2012."my…
“My grandfather poured his blood, sweat and tears into his career. Amazing man. Horrible chef”
The expression to put "blood, sweat and tears" into something usually means "effort," but sometimes it is taken literally. "My father loved to say that he always put his…
“I’m not saying I live in a rough area, but I bought an Advent calendar and all the windows were boarded up”
An Advent calendar has windows, where people can open and have a treat such as a chocolate. This is the subject of several jokes. "I had an advent calendar from Woolworths actually...all the…
“Hey, I just read your text. Do you still wanna hang out last week?”
Sometimes people read texts late. "Hey, I just read your text. Do you still wanna hang out last week?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Hey I just read your…
“May your coffee be stronger than your daughter’s attitude”
"May your coffee be stronger than your daughter's attitude" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "May my coffee be stronger than my daughter's attitude…
“May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition and self-appreciation be strong”
"May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition and self-appreciation be strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ladies, if any of these things are failing you, please…
“I wonder what it’s like to actually have your shit together. I bet it’s glorious. I bet they let you ride unicorns”
"I wonder what it's like to actually have your shit together. I bet it's glorious. I bet they let you ride unicorns" is a jocula saying that has been printed on several images.…
“A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work”
"A day of worry is more exhausting than a day/week of work" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Work is as necessary for peace of mind as for health of body. A day of…