“Today is the day I’m going to give it my SOME”
"Today I am going to give it my some" (or "Today I'm going to give it my some") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying would be,…
“Today I’m gonna give it my almost”
"Today I am going to give it my some" (or "Today I'm going to give it my some") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying would be,…
“‘Gun control’ is the government using guns to control you”
What does "gun control" mean? "'GUN CONTROL' is the GOVERNMENT using GUNS to control YOU" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by Edgar Friendly ⬛️🟨 on…
“Do I like gumbo? A-cajun-ally”
A cajun pun of "occasionally" is "a-cajun-a;;y" or "o-cajun-ally." "I have a really bad Louisiana joke. But don't worry ... I only tell it o-cajun-ally"…
“Do I like gumbo? O-cajun-ally”
A cajun pun of "occasionally" is "a-cajun-a;;y" or "o-cajun-ally." "I have a really bad Louisiana joke. But don't worry ... I only tell it o-cajun-ally"…
“So many people have a fear of heights, but they don’t shout it from the rooftops”
People who declare something to the public are said to "shout it from the rooftops." But what about -- as a joke has it -- someone who wants to tell the world about acrophobia (fear of…
“Stay home, drink bourbon and pet the dog”
"Stay home, drink bourbon and pet the dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “stay home, drink bourbon, & pet the dog” (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Facebook…
“Today I’m doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn’t finished…and I’m no quitter”
"Today I'm doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn't finished...and I'm no quitter" is a jocular saying about laziness that has been printed on many…
“Today I’m doing nothing. ‘Kuz I started doing it yesterday, but I haven’t finished it yet”
"Today I'm doing nothing because I started doing it yesterday and I wasn't finished...and I'm no quitter" is a jocular saying about laziness that has been printed on many…
“Let’s normalise not giving a fuck about celebrities”
Celebrities are often used as influencers, in politics and in business. "Let's normalise/normalize not giving a fuck about celebrities" is an anti-celebrity saying. "Let's…
“Let’s normalize not giving a fuck about celebrities”
Celebrities are often used as influencers, in politics and in business. "Let's normalise/normalize not giving a fuck about celebrities" is an anti-celebrity saying. "Let's…
“Taxation is both extortion and theft”
"Taxation is theft" is a popular meme. "Taxation is both extortion and theft" is a variation of this saying. "Taxation is both extortion and theft without consent!"…
“Tonight, by moonlight, I will rake my leaves into my neighbor’s yard”
"I can’t believe it’s already that time of year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbor’s yard" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Is it wrong to put butter on an all butter croissant?”
What is an "all butter croissant"? And do you put butter on it? "How is it that an 'all butter' croissant is not just a big pile of butter...?" was posted on X/Twitter…
“I just received a ‘Save the Date’ message. I didn’t even know they were an endangered fruit?”
"'Save the date!' It turns out that this admonition is not, as might reasonably be supposed, a charity solicitation on behalf of an endangered fruit" was printed in the Chicago…
“Your groceries aren’t becoming more expensive; your money is becoming less valuable. Your supermarket is not the problem; your central bank is”
Economist and author Saifedean Ammous posted this on X/Twitter on August 18, 2024: "Your groceries aren't becoming more expensive; your money is becoming less valuable. Your supermarket…
“Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf is that”
"weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf is that" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "weekends are a scam, you spend one…
“Absolutely wild that the doctor can prescribe you some medicine and then the insurance company can be like, ‘nah, not feeling it’”
A doctor can prescribe medicine, but that doesn't mean that the insurance company will pay for it. Many people don't think this makes any sense. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jesse…
“Monday: Here we f**king go again. Tuesday: Hate it here. Wednesday: How TF is it only Wednesday…”
A jocular description of each day of the work week was posted on Instagram by corporatebish on June 25, 2023: "Monday: Here we f**king go again Tuesday: Hate it here Wednesday: How TF is it…
“No one warns you that adulthood is just gaining and losing the same 15lbs until you die”
Many adults see their weight gain and lose the same 15 pounds over and over again. "No one talks about it, but a major part of being an adult is gaining and losing the same ten pounds every…