“What kind of music do bunnies listen to?”/“Hip hop.”
Rabbits and frogs allegedly listen to "hip hop" music. "Q. What music do frogs listen to? A. Hip-hop" was printed in the Michigan Chronicle (Detroit, MI) on September 2-8, 1992.…
“What is the Easter bunny’s favorite kind of music?”/“Hip hop.”
Rabbits and frogs allegedly listen to "hip hop" music. "Q. What music do frogs listen to? A. Hip-hop" was printed in the Michigan Chronicle (Detroit, MI) on September 2-8, 1992.…
“What’s a bunny’s favorite music?”/“Hip hop.”
Rabbits and frogs allegedly listen to "hip hop" music. "Q. What music do frogs listen to? A. Hip-hop" was printed in the Michigan Chronicle (Detroit, MI) on September 2-8, 1992.…
“Hit men prefer to order take-out food”
"Takeout" food means food that will be consumed away from its place of sale (such as "takeout" from a restaurant). A hit man is paid to "take out" a target. This joke…
“I’m officially at the age where I get irritated when someone parks in front of my house”
Many people who live on a quiet residential street don't like it when someone parks in front of their house (and who isn't coming to their house). The homeowner regards the space as…
“I know it’s irrational, but it bothers me when someone parks in front of my house to go visit my next door neighbor”
Many people who live on a quiet residential street don't like it when someone parks in front of their house (and who isn't coming to their house). The homeowner regards the space as…
“Kill your enemies with kindness. If that doesn’t work, try a shotgun”
"Kill your enemies with kindness" is a saying that means to try kindness to win your enemies over to your side. It doesn't mean that kindness is a method to actually kill your…
“Kill your enemies with kindness. If that doesn’t work, try a machete”
"Kill your enemies with kindness" is a saying that means to try kindness to win your enemies over to your side. It doesn't mean that kindness is a method to actually kill your…
“I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE (I mean I can, I just need overreact first so I can focus)”
"I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE (I mean I can, I just need overreact first so I can focus)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE (I can and…
“The reason Israel doesn’t want to become America’s 51st state is because then they would only get two senators”
"The reason Israel doesn’t want to become America’s 51st state is because then they would only get two senators" is a jocular political saying that has been pinted on many images. The…
“I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE (I can and will keep doing this, I just need overreact first so I can focus)”
"I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE (I mean I can, I just need overreact first so I can focus)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE (I can and…
“Hoping to find money in last year’s winter coat is the closest thing I have to a savings account”
Many people leave money in the pockets of clothing. This was posted on X/Twitter by jon drake on Novembe 15, 2019, and received over 3,600 likes: "Hoping to find money in last year’s winter…
“Democrats haven’t been this mad since Lincoln freed the slaves”
"I haven’t seen Democrats this mad since Republicans freed their slaves" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, in several forms, became popular with…
“Barbers. You have to take your hat off to them”
The expression "you have to take your hat off to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "Hairdressers:…
“Hairdressers: You’ve got to take your hat off to them”
The expression "you have to take your hat off to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "Hairdressers:…
“Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over”
A joke about Groundhog Day and the movie Groundhog Day (1993) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 2, 2015: "Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same…
“Passionfruit implies the existence of indifferencevegetable”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passion fruit implies the existence of apathy fruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passion fruit implies the existence of ambivalence fruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…
“Passionfruit implies the existence of ennuifruit”
Passion fruit seemingly implies the existence of other less-passionate food. "Passionfruit implies the existence of apathy fruit" was posted on X/Twitter by Sansevieria Laurentii on…