“Who saves his country violates no law”
"He who saves his Country does not violate any Law" was posted on X/Twitter by U.S. President Donald J. Trump on February 15, 2025. "Who saves his country violates no law. --…
“He who saves his Country does not violate any Law”
"He who saves his Country does not violate any Law" was posted on X/Twitter by U.S. President Donald J. Trump on February 15, 2025. "Who saves his country violates no law. --…
“Walking on egg shells? In this economy?”
To "walk on eggshells" is an expression meaning to be overly careful. Eggshells are easily broken. In some economies (such as during a bird flu), eggs (and egg shells) can be expensive,…
“Walking on eggshells? In this economy?”
To "walk on eggshells" is an expression meaning to be overly careful. Eggshells are easily broken. In some economies (such as during a bird flu), eggs (and egg shells) can be expensive,…
“Breakfast is the most important gin absorber of the day”
Breakfast is often called "the most important meal of the day." Many people drink alcohol the night before, making breakfast even more important. "RT @JimmerThatisAll: Breakfast is…
“It’s true that exercise helps with decision making. I went for a run this morning and decided never to do that again”
Does exercise help the mind with decision-making? A joke is: "I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier, I've decided…
“Apparently exercise helps you with decision making. It’s true. I went to the gym this morning and decided I’m never going again”
Does exercise help the mind with decision-making? A joke is: "I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier, I've decided…
“The hardest part of saving the second half of the sandwich is knowing it’s just right over there”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Am I hungry? No. Am I going to eat the other half of this sandwich? Obviously”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…
“I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown”
"I used to mix (up) metaphors, but that ship has flown" is a jocular combination of "that ship has sailed" and "that bird has flown." "I used to mix metaphors but…
“I used to mix up metaphors, but that ship has flown”
"I used to mix (up) metaphors, but that ship has flown" is a jocular combination of "that ship has sailed" and "that bird has flown." "I used to mix metaphors but…
“If cutting government funding shuts down an NGO, it was never a Non Governmental Organization”
The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) was established in 2025 and sought to cut government costs, such as money to NGOs. Many people wondered why a non-governmental organization (NGO)…
“I’m so fake at work I say things like, ‘hi, how are you?’”
Many people act fake at work, pretending to be pleasant and agreeable with co-workers. "I'm so fake at work. I honestly don't give two fucks about how your days been going smh"…
“I’m so fake at work. I be using words like,‘That’s awesome!’ and ‘You bet!’”
Many people act fake at work, pretending to be pleasant and agreeable with co-workers. "I'm so fake at work. I honestly don't give two fucks about how your days been going smh"…
“I be hella fake at work using words I never use irl like ‘awesome’”
Many people act fake at work, pretending to be pleasant and agreeable with co-workers. "I'm so fake at work. I honestly don't give two fucks about how your days been going smh"…
“I’m mad fake at work I be saying shit like ‘alrighty’”
Many people act fake at work, pretending to be pleasant and agreeable with co-workers. "I'm so fake at work. I honestly don't give two fucks about how your days been going smh"…
“Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I have like 50 wooden balls already”
An avocado has a large seed inside.. It is not a wooden ball prize, but there are jokes. "Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring…
“How am I driving? How does an engine even work? How can a loving God cause such agony” (bumper sticker)
"How am I driving? How does an engine even work? How can a loving God cause such agony” (or "How’s my driving? How does an engine even work? Why would a loving God cause such…
“How’s my driving? How does an engine even work? Why would a loving God cause such agony?” (bumper sticker)
"How am I driving? How does an engine even work? How can a loving God cause such agony” (or "How’s my driving? How does an engine even work? Why would a loving God cause such…
“Breakdance is the most important dance of the day”
"Breakdancing" has nothing do to with "breakfast" (often called "the most important meal of the day"), but there are jokes. "Breakdance is the most important…