“I’m retired. Go around me” (bumper sticker)
"I'm retired. Go around me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. Retired people don't have work deadlines and usually take things slowly.…
“Help! Dad farted and we can’t get out” (bumper sticker)
"Help! Dad farted and we can't get out!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.…
“Daddy farted and we can’t get out” (bumper sticker)
"Help! Dad farted and we can't get out!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.…
“Help! Mom farted and we can’t get out” (bumper sticker)
"Help! Dad farted and we can't get out!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. When someone farts in a car, others are trapped and have to open windows.…
“My favorite emails to receive are ‘order shipped’ emails”
Many people dislike receiving many emails, but "Your order has been shipped" is an email that's usually a favorite. "My favorite emails always begin with, your order has…
“My favorite emails are the ones that let you know that your order has shipped”
Many people dislike receiving many emails, but "Your order has been shipped" is an email that's usually a favorite. "My favorite emails always begin with, your order has…
“My favorite emails are the ones that tell me my order has been shipped”
Many people dislike receiving many emails, but "Your order has been shipped" is an email that's usually a favorite. "My favorite emails always begin with, your order has…
“Missing trash day as an adult is the version of missing the bus”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“Missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s as an adult”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“As an adult, missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s you can take”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“Missing trash day is one of the biggest L’s you can take as an adult”
Taking out the trash is usually an adult job. Missing trash day -- and letting trash pile up -- is often seen as a huge adult failure (a big "L" or loss). "Missing trash day as an…
“I’m not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I’m just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they’d probably let me work from home”
A wife order so much stuff online from Amazon.com, a joke goes, that a husband could get a job as an Amazon driver and work from home. "I’m thinking of getting a job as an Amazon driver..…
“My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home”
A wife order so much stuff online from Amazon.com, a joke goes, that a husband could get a job as an Amazon driver and work from home. "I’m thinking of getting a job as an Amazon driver..…
Ozempic Face
Ozempic a a weight-loss product that was approved the the U.S. Food and Drug Administration in 2017. Some people who experience rapid weight loss have been said to have "Ozempic face,"…
“Sociology majors be like ‘I have a critical thought due tomorrow’”
People sometimes joke that philosophy majors work on thoughts. "Philosophy majors be like ugh i have a thought due tomorrow 😫" was posted on X/Twitter by king on October 30, 2019, and…
“Philosophy majors be like ugh I have a thought due tomorrow”
People sometimes joke that philosophy majors work on thoughts. "Philosophy majors be like ugh i have a thought due tomorrow 😫" was posted on X/Twitter by king on October 30, 2019, and…
“Philosophy majors be like I got a thought due tomorrow”
People sometimes joke that philosophy majors work on thoughts. "Philosophy majors be like ugh i have a thought due tomorrow 😫" was posted on X/Twitter by king on October 30, 2019, and…
“You know you’re old when you’re entering your birth year online and have to spin that thing like you’re on Price is Right!”
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
“You know you’re old when you’re entering your birth year online and have to spin that thing like you’re on Wheel of Fortune”
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…
“You know you’re getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth year”
People are often required to scroll down for their birth year. For old people, it can be a lot of scrolling. "You know you're getting old when you have to scroll down to find your birth…