“‘Hopefully this week is over soon’—Me on a Monday”
Many people hate Monday, the traditional start of the work week. They also hate the entire work week. "'Hopefully this week is over soon' -- Me on a Monday" is a jocular saying…
“‘Hopefully this week is over soon’—Me on a Tuesday”
Many people hate Monday, the traditional start of the work week. They also hate the entire work week. "'Hopefully this week is over soon' -- Me on a Monday" is a jocular saying…
“Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet”
Netflix (an American subscription video on-demand over-the-top streaming service) notices that someone has had the service on for a very long time, and it asks, "Are you still watching?"…
“Economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens”
"Follow your dreams" is popular advice, but many people cannot afford to leave a job that pays the bills to, for example, travel the world or pursue an artistic endeavor. However, in a…
“Economy so bad you might as well follow your dreams and see what happens”
"Follow your dreams" is popular advice, but many people cannot afford to leave a job that pays the bills to, for example, travel the world or pursue an artistic endeavor. However, in a…
“Why’d they call it Burger King when they could have just called it ‘Excaliburger’”
Burger King (a fast food restaurant chain) has nothing to do with King Arthur and his mythical sword "Excalibur," but there are some "Excaliburger" jokes. "quickly! to the…
“Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls”
"Cold calling" is when a salesperson makes a pitch to a potential customer without prior contact. Cold calling has nothing to do with being called by someone with a common cold, but there…
“Checked my bank account and none of it was fraud it was all me damn”
Many people check their bank account and see a high balance. They hope that they can locate fraud -- and they won't be responsible for the balance -- but then they find that they made all of…
“Answering the phone ‘Sheriff’s Department, Fraud Division’ sure has slowed down the telemarketer calls”
Almost everyone hates getting a phone call from a telemarketer. "Answering the phone 'Sheriff's Department, Fraud Division' sure has slowed down the telemarketer calls" is…
“I can’t tell if the world is getting worse or we can just hear all the stupid people now”
Social media has allowed people's voices to be heard who hadn't been heard before. This is not always a good thing. This jocular comment was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by Mike…
“Dentists will really look you in the eye and ask you if you’re free 6 months from now on Monday at 2 pm”
Dentists often set up appointments in six months -- at a specific day and time, as if the patient really knows what the personal schedule will be at that time in the future. "Dentist will…
“The human back is a travesty. Do you have a job where you’re on your feet a lot? Your back hurts now…”
People seem to have back problems, regardless if they have a physical job or a desk job. This was posted on X/Twitter by waluigi simulator (the account is now private) on July 6, 2018, and received…
“The Democrats’ job is to destroy the country. The Republicans’ job is to pretend they will stop them”
Many people believe that the two-party system (Democrats and Republicans) in the United States is a joke, and that both work together to destroy the country. This sign was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“It’s officially ‘surprise in your coat pocket from last winter’ season”
Winter coats can often stay in the closet, not used, for over half a year. When worn again (usually in November), the coat pockets might contain surprises, such as a year-old candy. This was posted…
“No one warned me adulthood came with this level of coffee dependency”
Adulthood and coffee seem to go together. This was posted on Facebook by Sarcastic Mama 2 on October 28, 2025: "No one warned me adulthood came with this level of coffee dependency."…
“What do you call a group of talented musicians performing on a hill? “/“Musically inclined.”
A music riddle was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More on November 5, 2025: Q: What do you call a group of talented musicians performing on a hill? A: Musically inclined. A…
“How am I supposed to get my 5 servings of fruit a day when there’s only 4 colors of Fruit Loops?”
Froot Loops (often misspelled as "Fruit Loops") is a multi-colored cereal. Each color of the cereal does not count as a daily serving of fruit, but there are jokes. "How am I…
“How am I supposed to get my five servings of fruit per day if there are only four colors of Froot Loops?”
Froot Loops (often misspelled as "Fruit Loops") is a multi-colored cereal. Each color of the cereal does not count as a daily serving of fruit, but there are jokes. "How am I…