Entry in progress—BP400
Entry in progress -- BP400
“I love when dogs bring you a toy and then immediately decide you’re not allowed to have it”
Dogs often bring a toy, and then take it back. This was posted on Threads by tonygravix on October 2, 2026, and it received over 29,600 likes: "I love when dogs bring you a toy and then…
“Why does every recipe start with ‘Marry Me’ now?? Someone needs to post single serving versions of recipes and name them ‘Leave Me Alone Spaghetti’”
"Engagement Chicken" led to "Marry Me Chicken," and other similarly named recipes. A woman who cooks such a dish for a man will impress him so much that they become…
“The FDA has recalled the light in my eyes”
In 2026, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recalled many things, even lettuce. Some people felt like the joy in life was taken away. This was posted on Threads by breezebois on September…
“I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, ‘walk me through your thought process’”
It's not polite to insult coworkers and to call them stupid. "I can't call someone stupid at work, so I say 'walk me through your thought process'" was posted on…
“I can’t call someone stupid at work, so I say ‘walk me through your thought process’”
It's not polite to insult coworkers and to call them stupid. "I can't call someone stupid at work, so I say 'walk me through your thought process'" was posted on…
Pandemitard (pandemic + retard)
"Pandemitard" is a portmanteau of the words "pandemic" and "retard." A pandemitard overreacts to pandemic information in the news, and overprepares and panics. The…
“Don’t be a pandemitard. Walk away from the fake pandemic conversation. Not every cluster is the next apocalypse. Know the facts. Touch grass. Move on”
"Pandemitard" is a portmanteau of the words "pandemic" and "retard." A pandemitard overreacts to pandemic information in the news, and overprepares and panics. The…
“The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work”
The first few hours of work can be a difficult adjustment. This was posted on X/Twitter by H O N E Y on September 28, 2026, and it received over 66,000 likes: "the first 2 hours at work really…
“I need somebody to care about me the way Gmail cares when I log in from a new device”
Many online services alert: “Someone has signed into your account!” Often, it’s just the user signing on from a different device. "Find someone who cares about you as much as gmail cares…
“Find someone who cares about you as much as Google cares about new devices signing into your account”
Many online services alert: “Someone has signed into your account!” Often, it’s just the user signing on from a different device. "Find someone who cares about you as much as gmail cares…
“Dude you need to get yourself a cast iron skillet. It’s the exact same as other pans but way heavier and more expensive…”
What's so special about a cast iron skillet? This was posted on X/Twitter by "computer man" on November 21, 2019, and it received over 260,000 likes: "Dude you need to get…
“I don’t know how many versions of the same password I’ve got left in me”
When people make a new internet password, it's usually a version of their existing password. This was posted on X/Twitter by "your other mom" on September 29, 2026, and it received…
“If you don’t use your voice, they will use your silence”
"if you don't use your voice, others will use your silence" (also "If you don't use your voice, someone else will use your silence" and "If you don't use…
“If you don’t use your voice, someone else will use your silence”
"if you don't use your voice, others will use your silence" (also "If you don't use your voice, someone else will use your silence" and "If you don't use…
“FACT: Candy corn is made out of melted down traffic cones”
Many people have remarked that candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones. "#OnValentinesillBe snacking on candy corn. They look like tiny traffic cones! #Valloween" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones”
Many people have remarked that candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones. "#OnValentinesillBe snacking on candy corn. They look like tiny traffic cones! #Valloween" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Candy corn is just edible traffic cones”
Many people have remarked that candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones. "#OnValentinesillBe snacking on candy corn. They look like tiny traffic cones! #Valloween" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Candy corn looks like a traffic cone because candy corn tastes like a traffic cone”
Many people have remarked that candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones. "#OnValentinesillBe snacking on candy corn. They look like tiny traffic cones! #Valloween" was posted on X/Twitter…
“If you don’t use your voice, others will use your silence”
"if you don't use your voice, others will use your silence" (also "If you don't use your voice, someone else will use your silence" and "If you don't use…