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“When I needed a hand, I found your paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“When I needed a hand, I found a paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“When I needed a hand I found your paw…that’s why you’re so precious to me”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“In my darkest hour, I reached for a hand and found your paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“In my darkest hour, I reached for a hand and found a paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“Croutons feel like an apology. ‘Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast’”
A new name fo croutons in a salad was posted on X/Twitter by SentientBunnySuit🐰 on June 15, 2024, and this received over 2,600 likes: "Croutons feel like an apology. 'Sorry we gave you…
“Every time I’m sore after Pilates I remember it’s what killed Jesus”
Pilates (a type of mind-body exercise) shouldn't be confused with Roman governor Pontius Pilate, but there are jokes. "Pilates must be pretty tough exercise if they killed Jesus" was…
“I did Pilates one day and I see why it killed Jesus. Wtaf so fucking hard”
Pilates (a type of mind-body exercise) shouldn't be confused with Roman governor Pontius Pilate, but there are jokes. "Pilates must be pretty tough exercise if they killed Jesus" was…
“What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas?”/“Fanta Claus.”
Fanta soda has nothing to do with Santa Claus, but many have suggested a "Fanta Claus," who brings soda on Christmas. "What’s orange and comes down the chimney? Fanta Claus"…
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“When I buy a pack of a dozen ribs, I only eat ribs 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11. I prefer prime ribs”
"Prime rib" has nothing to do with prime numbers, but there are jokes. "When I eat a rack of ribs I only eat ribs 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11. I prefer prime ribs" was posted on Reddit --…
“I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea”
"Specialty" shouldn't be confused with "special tea," but there are jokes. "I'm an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It's my special…
“It’s beginning to look a lot like I need another cup of coffee”
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (1951) is a Christmas song written by Meredith Wilson (1902-1984). "It's beginning to look a lot like I need another cup of…
“People who eat reheated fries, what in the actual living fuck is wrong with you?”
Reheated french fries are never good, but some people still reheat fries, anyway. "Can't trust people who eat reheated fries. Rft" was posted on X/Twitter by Donnie Grey on April 12,…
“Can’t trust people who eat reheated fries”
Reheated french fries are never good, but some people still reheat fries, anyway. "Can't trust people who eat reheated fries. Rft" was posted on X/Twitter by Donnie Grey on April 12,…
Manhattan Chili Dog (sex act)
"Manhattan Chili Dog" is a sexual act that was defined in the Urban Dictionary on October 24, 2005. The description adds, "Please note: you do not need to be in or from Manhattan to…
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