“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need tacos”
X/Twitter OMG Tacos @OmgTacosTX I DON’T NEED AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE, I NEED TACOS 🌮 11:13 PM · Aug 28, 2019 X/Twitter La Playita @HolaPlayita I don't need an inspirational quote. I need…
“The fact that somebody looked straight at a purple onion and named it ‘red onion’ really irritates me”
A "red onion" looks like a purple onion to many people. "But who saw a purple onion and decided to call it a red onion?" was posted on X/Twitter by Katie on December 2, 2015.…
“One good thing about apples is that they don’t make you go through a lot of drama about whether they’re ripe or not”
"One good thing about apples is that they don’t make you go through a lot of drama about whether they’re ripe or not, unlike some other fruits I could mention" is an apple saying that…
“Does produce get those stickers because they were so well behaved or voted?”
Price look-up code stickers are placed on produce. They are not the same stickers that children get for good behavior, but there are jokes. "Bananas Get Their Stickers From Being Well…
“Bananas get their stickers by being so well behaved”
Price look-up code stickers are placed on produce. They are not the same stickers that children get for good behavior, but there are jokes. "Bananas Get Their Stickers From Being Well…
“Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it’s not doing its job”
"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker likely did not…
“What comes after Easter Sunday?”/“Egg Fart Monday.”
"What comes after Easter Sunday? Egg Fart Monday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Easter is a holiday that is associated with eggs. "So, Good Friday is…
“All my kids do is just walk around making a mess, looking for food and a charger”
"All my kids do is just walk around making a mess, looking for food and a charger" is a jocular saying by a parent that has been printed on many images. "All my kids do is just walk…
“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need garlic bread”
"I don't need an inspirational quote. I need garlic bread" is a saying that has been printed on many images. X/Twitter kate @kathcos_ I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need…
“Some people didn’t deserve to meet my dog”
"Some people didn't deserve to meet my dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker not only regrets meeting these people, but regrets that the dog met these…
“Fat girls need to understand that wearing yoga pants is a privilege, not a right”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter nana, the philosoher @____NanaKong "Fat girls need to understand, that wearing yoga pants is a PRIVILEGE, not a right." 10:19 PM · Feb 27, 2011
“My Grocery List: 1. Don’t run into anyone we know 2. Bread”
“@DarzieDAMN: My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don't run into anyone you know” was posted on Twitter by Melissa Schrade on October 7, 2013. "@DarzieDAMN" is no…
“Some Great Sounds in the Big Apple” (Newport Jazz Festival, 1972)
In 1972, the Newport Jazz Festival moved from Newport, Rhode Island, to New York City. "Big Apple" had been a popular jazz nickname for New York City since the 1930s, when a "Big…
“The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting”
"The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Fascism wants quiet acceptance. "The road to fascism is…
“No matter how hard you try, there’s no innocent way to wash an eggplant”
It's said that there's no straight way to wash a carrot (or a cucumber, or an eggplant). "There's no straight way to wash a zucchini" was posted on X/Twitter by MYLEN on…
“Turkey bacon ain’t nothing but an edible alternator belt”
"Turkey bacon ain't nothing but an edible alternator belt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like turkey bacon. "I finally tried Turkey Bacon…
“If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I’m a gynecologist”
Blue Origin NS-31 was a sub-orbital spaceflight on April 14, 2025. It lasted only about 15 minutes, but the crew members were called "astronauts." This was posted on X/Twitter by Jeremy…
“What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos?”/“A bronco-saurus.”
A rodeo riddle was posted on X/Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on May 27, 2018: Q: What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos? A: A bronco-saurus. Wikipedia: Brontosaurus Brontosaurus…
“If being in space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I’m a proctologist”
Blue Origin NS-31 was a sub-orbital spaceflight on April 14, 2025. It lasted only about 15 minutes, but the crew members were called "astronauts." This was posted on X/Twitter by Jeremy…
“If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I’m a urologist”
Blue Origin NS-31 was a sub-orbital spaceflight on April 14, 2025. It lasted only about 15 minutes, but the crew members were called "astronauts." This was posted on X/Twitter by Jeremy…