“I had a salad joke, but I tossed it”
“I had a salad joke… but i tossed it” was posted on Facebook by Andrew Lim on August 21, 2012. “I had a salad joke… But I tossed it” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 15, 2019. “Had a good salad joke, but I tossed it” was posted on X/Twitter by Smokey on April 7, 2025.
The joke is that “tossed it” can refer to either the joke or the salad.
Facebook
Music ·
Andrew Lim ·
August 21, 2012 at 2:31 PM ·
Found this joke thread on a music video on YT.
I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
gay jokes aren’t funny, i mean cum on guys.
i was gonna make a joke about my dick, but it’s too long.
i just hate blind jokes, i dont see the point in them
Well vagina jokes are funny moist of the time
Dude.. no more woman jokes. PERIOD.
Can you stop with the jokes? Im trying to listen to dubstep here, so just drop it.
Stop whit the cripple jokes… i cant stand them
i think you guys are ovary acting about the vagina jokes.
i do not enjoy computer jokes.. not one bit
Crappy jokes aren’t any better. They stink.
I’ve been trying to think of a midget joke, but i’m coming up short.
Guys, lets not make any 9/11 jokes, they’re just plane wrong.
Hey, no more deaf jokes, you hear me?
Hey, Slutty jokes are just whoreable ok.
I agree slutty jokes are the worst, they suck!
Hey! Lets leave the emo jokes alone, cut it out guys.
i was going to share a joke about pussy, but you won’t get it.
How about a holocaust joke? They’re Hitlarious but Anne Frankly I can’t stop laughing.
I did nazi that coming.
I had a salad joke… but i tossed it.
Facebook
Daris Sutton
October 12, 2015 at 7:25 PM ·
I would tell you my salad joke, but I tossed it.
Reddit—Dadjokes
ishopatcostco0—October 15, 2019
I had a salad joke…
But I tossed it
Facebook
Dennis McConkey
October 15, 2019 at 6:56 AM ·
I had a salad joke…
But I tossed it.
X/Twitter
Sweet Tomatoes / Souplantation
@souplantation
We had a salad joke…but we tossed it. 😉
1:11 PM · Jan 14, 2020
X/Twitter
Vuhnessa
@YourUhNightmare
I actually had a salad joke but I tossed it 😐 https://instagram.com/p/B89XlT0hNWy/?igshid=1nwuqls094yic
12:59 PM · Feb 24, 2020
Facebook
Cole Bearden
April 29, 2020 at 4:37 PM ·
I had a salad joke… But I tossed it🥗
X/Twitter
Harry
@Harry_Cambridge
I had a salad joke but I tossed it…
10:48 AM · May 13, 2020
X/Twitter
Sue
@SuzieCanuck
I had a salad joke but I tossed it
10:06 PM · Jul 4, 2022 from Vancouver, British Columbia
X/Twitter
Brett Anders
@RubberBAnders
I had a Caesar Salad joke… but I tossed it.
3:17 PM · Mar 15, 2024
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Bluesky
𝔇𝔢𝔢
@fluidtype.bsky.social
I had a salad joke but I tossed it.
Romaine & green leaf lettuce, basil roasted beets, pickled radish, onions, micro greens and shrimp. I deglazed the pan where I cooked the shrimp with balsamic vinegar and used it as a dressing.
#salad
#veggies
#foodie
Archived from October 10, 2022 at 4:02 AM
November 24, 2024 at 2:42 AM
X/Twitter
🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨🇦
@420iloveweed
Had a good salad joke, but I tossed it.
12:56 PM · Apr 7, 2025