“A Pop-Tart is a Hot Pocket that decided to become a stripper to help pay for college”

Pop-Tarts have sometimes been compared to Hot Pockets. This was posted on Bluesky by lisabug on January 7, 2035:
 
“A Pop-Tart is a Hot Pocket that decided to become a stripper to help pay for college.”
   
 
Wikipedia: Pop-Tarts
Pop-Tarts (stylized as pop•tarts) is an American brand of toaster pastries produced and distributed by Kellanova (formerly Kellogg’s) since 1964, consisting of a sweet filling sealed inside two layers of thin, rectangular pastry crust. Most varieties are also frosted.
 
Wikipedia: Hot Pockets
Hot Pockets is an American brand of microwaveable turnovers generally containing one or more types of cheese, meat, or vegetables. Hot Pockets was founded by Chef America Inc. Since April 20, 2002, they have been produced by Nestlé.
 
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lisabug
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A Pop-Tart is a Hot Pocket that decided to become a stripper to help pay for college.
January 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
 
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lisabug
‪@lisabug.bsky.social‬
A Pop-Tart is a Hot Pocket that decided to become a stripper to help pay for college.
April 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM