“I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying” (bumper sticker)

“I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying” is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Bumper talk: ‘I’m not speeding/I’m qualifying’” was printed in the Denver (CO) Post on October 2, 2000.  “I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying” was printed in The Dispatch and The Rock Island Argus (Moline, IL) on July 17, 2001. “Bumper sticker: I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying” was posted on X/Twitter by Debby Kurti on April 24, 2008.
 
     
2 October 2000, Denver (CO) Post, “Call Linus” by Dick Kreck, pg. A2:
Bumper talk: ‘I’m not speeding/I’m qualifying.’
 
Newspapers.com
17 July 2001, The Dispatch and The Rock Island Argus (Moline, IL), “Chicagoland Speedway is what Q-C had in mind” by Shane McDonough, pg. D4, col. 6:
Bumper sticker: On the way to the track, I saw one of the best racing bumper stickers ever.
 
It read “I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying.”
 
X/Twitter 
Colin Barrett (NEET arc)
@cbarrett
Passed a rice rocket on the way to work. decal on the back windsheld says: i’m not speeding, i’m qualifying!
11:35 AM · Aug 31, 2007
 
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Debby Kurti
@DebbyK
Bumper sticker: I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying.
2:43 PM · Apr 24, 2008
 
X/Twitter
Gary Moore
@Shodoka
License plate bracket seen this morning: “I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying!”
11:11 AM · Jun 17, 2008
 
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Melissa
@_MELISSASUE
Saw a “I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying” bumper sticker today… I have to find where to get one for Ruby 😁 #DragRacerProbs #Qualifying
11:53 PM · Dec 11, 2014
 
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Sami Amazon
@samaras22000
#NASCAR #NASCARPlayoffs #qualifying #raceplay #racecar
I’m Not Speeding I’m Qualifying Race Track T-Shirt
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I’m Not Speeding I’m Qualifying Race Track T-Shirt
I’m Not Speeding I’m Qualifying Race Track T-Shirt
11:58 AM · Sep 18, 2024
 
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🇺🇸 Trumper 🇺🇸
@TrumperAntiWoke
Best Bumper Stickers:
•Honk if you love peace and quiet
•My other ride is a spaceship
•If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention
•Keep the Earth clean, it’s not Uranus
•I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying
•Wag more, bark less
•Jesus loves you, but I’m his favorite (my favorite 😆)
Please share yours, I’d love to read them 🇺🇸 👊
2:58 PM · Feb 19, 2025