“Pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles”
Bojangles is an American regional chain of fast food restaurants. "Bojangles" is not pronounced like "Los Angeles," but some people do that as a joke. "Think I’m gonna…
“What if I start pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles”
Bojangles is an American regional chain of fast food restaurants. "Bojangles" is not pronounced like "Los Angeles," but some people do that as a joke. "Think I’m gonna…
“Ginger ale tastes better on a plane”
Many people believe that ginger ale tastes better on an airplane than it does on the ground. The scientific reason for this is that ginger ale, when consumed on an airplane at a high altitude,…
“People don’t lie to you because the truth will hurt your feelings…”
"They don’t lie to you because the truth will hurt your feelings. They lie to you because the truth might provoke you to make choices that won’t serve their interest(s)" is a saying…
“They don’t lie to you because the truth will hurt your feelings…”
"They don’t lie to you because the truth will hurt your feelings. They lie to you because the truth might provoke you to make choices that won’t serve their interest(s)" is a saying…
“Don’t ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is the special occasion”
"Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is the special occasion" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't ever save anything for a…
“American politics is professional wrestling for people who think they’re too smart to watch professional wrestling”
"Politics is just WWE for people who think they're smart" -- World Wrestling Entertainment is professional wrestling, but for entertainment purposes only and frequently called…
“Politics is just professional wrestling for people who think they’re smart”
"Politics is just WWE for people who think they're smart" -- World Wrestling Entertainment is professional wrestling, but for entertainment purposes only and frequently called…
“Politics is just WWE for people who think they’re smart”
"Politics is just WWE for people who think they're smart" -- World Wrestling Entertainment is professional wrestling, but for entertainment purposes only and frequently called…
“They call it socialism because you get to socialize with people while you wait in line for bread”
"They call it socialism because you get to socialize with people while you wait in line for bread" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Socialism is an economic and…
“Panera sells overpriced hospital food and everyone just seems to be okay with that”
Panera Bread, an American multinational chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants, has sometimes been criticized as tasting like hospital food. Panera has also been criticized as being too…
“Panera is literally glorified hospital food”
Panera Bread, an American multinational chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants, has sometimes been criticized as tasting like hospital food. Panera has also been criticized as being too…
“Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high”
Panera Bread, an American multinational chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants, has sometimes been criticized as tasting like hospital food. Panera has also been criticized as being too…
“The best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. The worst part is everything else”
Doors often state "Employees Only Beyond This Point," and it can be cool to be an employee and to go through the doors and beyond that point. However, then one has to work the job, and…
“Startup idea:: A gym that only charges when you don’t go”
Gyms make money overselling memberships, knowing that many people who buy memberships won't regularly go to the gym. But what about the opposite as a business plan? "Business idea: A gym…
“Business idea: A gym that only charges when you don’t go”
Gyms make money overselling memberships, knowing that many people who buy memberships won't regularly go to the gym. But what about the opposite as a business plan? "Business idea: A gym…
“No data center on Earth is worth the loss of bees, water, and trees”
"There is no data center on Earth that's worth the bees, water, and trees" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that data centers come at a cost to the…
“No data center is worth sacrificing bees, water and trees”
"There is no data center on Earth that's worth the bees, water, and trees" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that data centers come at a cost to the…
“There is no data center on Earth that’s worth the bees, water, and trees”
"There is no data center on Earth that's worth the bees, water, and trees" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that data centers come at a cost to the…
“It’s so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady”
A heat joke centers around the double meaning of "shady" -- "sheltered from the sun's rays" (providing shade) and "of questionable merit" (disreputable).…