“Once is a mistake. Twice is a choice”
"Once is a mistake. Twice is a choice/decision/pattern" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is related to the proverb "fool me once, shame on you; fool me…
“I’d rather spend the next 48 hours listening to a smoke detector chirp for a new battery than hear one more political ad”
Many people really hate political ads. They would rather listen to anything else, even the most annoying things. "I’d rather listen to the alert in my car telling me I’m not buckled up for…
“I’d rather listen to the alert in my car telling me I’m not buckled up for an hour straight than hear one more political ad”
Many people really hate political ads. They would rather listen to anything else, even the most annoying things. "I’d rather listen to the alert in my car telling me I’m not buckled up for…
“I’d rather listen to the alert in my car for an hour straight telling me I’m not wearing my seatbelt…”
Many people really hate political ads. They would rather listen to anything else, even the most annoying things. "I’d rather listen to the alert in my car telling me I’m not buckled up for…
“Wait, why did they burn witches but we can’t burn pedophiles?”
Some people point out that, in the old times, people burned witches. Is burning what should happen to pedophiles and rapists? "Why can't we burn pedophiles like we used to burn…
“They burned witches, but somehow we still argue about what to do with pedophiles”
Some people point out that, in the old times, people burned witches. Is burning what should happen to pedophiles and rapists? "Why can't we burn pedophiles like we used to burn…
“They burned witches, but somehow we still argue about how to deal with pedophiles”
Some people point out that, in the old times, people burned witches. Is burning what should happen to pedophiles and rapists? "Why can't we burn pedophiles like we used to burn…
“They’re calling it a bluekkake”
In the United States mid-term elections on November 3, 2026, the Democrats won decisively. The Democrat Party is usually represented with the color blue, and the Republican party is usually…
Bluekkake (blue + bukkake)
In the United States mid-term elections on November 3, 2026, the Democrats won decisively. The Democrat Party is usually represented with the color blue, and the Republican party is usually…
“How to succeed as an artist: 1. Have rich parents”
It can be very difficult to succeed as an artist. It helps to have rich parents, so that a steady income isn't required. "How to succeed as an artist: 1. Have rich parents" (shown on…
“Charcuterie boards have led me to believe that eating my weight in cheese in one sitting is ok as long as I have a couple grapes with it”
Do the amounts of food provided on charcuterie boards encourage overeating? A joke about charcuterie boards was posted on X/Twitter by Mommy Needs a Life on January 15, 2022: "Charcuterie…
“When I say I have liquid assets, I mean I have soup”
Soup is sometimes joked to be a "liquid asset" -- a term that usually means "cash" in the financial world. "Liquid assets are a soup." was posted on X/Twitter by Bird…
“When I say I have liquid assets, I mean soup”
Soup is sometimes joked to be a "liquid asset" -- a term that usually means "cash" in the financial world. "Liquid assets are a soup." was posted on X/Twitter by Bird…
“I’m not manually changing my oven clock. That’s my kitchen time zone now”
Some people don't change the kitchen clock when it's time fo "spring forward" or to "fall back" an hour. It's just their "kitchen time zone."…
“I’m not manually changing the microwave clock that’s the Kitchen Time Zone now”
Some people don't change the kitchen clock when it's time fo "spring forward" or to "fall back" an hour. It's just their "kitchen time zone."…
“I ain’t changing the stove clock. That’s the kitchen time zone now”
Some people don't change the kitchen clock when it's time fo "spring forward" or to "fall back" an hour. It's just their "kitchen time zone."…
“My car doesn’t participate in the time change. It lives on daylight savings. It’s the car time zone”
Some people don't change the kitchen clock when it's time fo "spring forward" or to "fall back" an hour. It's just their "kitchen time zone."…
“Tonight’s special is puréed nut spread, topped with candied grape reduction, served on our special brioche bun”
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich might be ordinary, but another name for it can make it sound special. "Learning to cook watching the Food Network. Today I made a puréed nut spread with a…
“Learning to cook watching the Food Network. Today I made a puréed nut spread with a grape reduction on a brioche bun”
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich might be ordinary, but another name for it can make it sound special. "Learning to cook watching the Food Network. Today I made a puréed nut spread with a…
“Getting invited to an ice cream social is conflicting because there’s the ice cream, but also the social”
Many people like an ice cream social for the free ice cream more than for the people. "my job is having an 'ice cream social' this afternoon. i'll take the 'ice…