“Why washing machine minutes don’t be the same as real minutes?”
Washing machine minutes often seem longer than real minutes when one is waiting for the machine to finish. "Why are the qashing machine minutes not real minutes?" is a saying that has…
“I’m posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they’re making ceramic bowls”
Many people believe it's an honor to be asked to pose nude for an art class, reflecting that other people admire the poser's body. A joke about this reveals in the second sentence that…
“Posed nude for an art class today. They didn’t ask me to. I think they were making ceramic bowls”
Many people believe it's an honor to be asked to pose nude for an art class, reflecting that other people admire the poser's body. A joke about this reveals in the second sentence that…
“Weddings are so fun because you get to see what meal you were in the mood for six months ago”
A wedding guest often has to confirm the invitation, and also state the type of meal desired (such as chicken or fish). This was posted on X/Twitter by Tom Smyth on October 11, 2026, and it…
“You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids”
Potatoes grow fast. "Nothing freaks me out more than when you leave potatoes in the pantry for too long and they start growing horns" was posted on X/Twitter by Bobby on February 24,…
“The first 10lbs you lose after starting a diet is mostly water weight from all the crying”
Entry in progress -- BP403 X/Twitter Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric The first 10lbs you lose after starting a diet is mostly water weight from all the crying. 8:44 AM · Aug 22, 2026 X/Twitter Not…
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“If you see me in public, it’s AI”
Some people like to stay at home and do not like to be seen in public. "If you see me in public, it's AI" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "if you see…
“Life is chaos and I am basically always tired but I have fairly easy access to hot cheese so I guess I will hang in there”
Is hot cheese a good reason for living? This was posted on X/Twitter by NOT A WOLF on June 5, 2017, and it received over 4,000 likes: "LIFE IS CHAOS AND I AM BASICALLY ALWAYS TIRED BUT I HAVE…
“I love my coffee, but also being alert and aware isn’t all it’s cracked up to be right now either so…”
Coffee might help someone to be awake and alert and aware, but is that really something positive? "I love my coffee but also being awake isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be either so…
“I love my coffee, but also being awake isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be either so idk”
Coffee might help someone to be awake and alert and aware, but is that really something positive? "I love my coffee but also being awake isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be either so…
“Oh nothing, just wondering how the govt. acquired the earth and why do we have to pay them to live on it”
"Oh nothing, just wondering how the govt. acquired the earth and why do we have to pay them to live on it" (also "How did the government acquire the earth and why do we have to pay…
“How did the government acquire the earth and why do we have to pay to live here?”
"Oh nothing, just wondering how the govt. acquired the earth and why do we have to pay them to live on it" (also "How did the government acquire the earth and why do we have to pay…
“How did the government acquire the earth and why do we have to pay them to live on it?”
"Oh nothing, just wondering how the govt. acquired the earth and why do we have to pay them to live on it" (also "How did the government acquire the earth and why do we have to pay…
“Sitting here wondering how the government acquired the Earth and why we have to pay them to live on it”
"Oh nothing, just wondering how the govt. acquired the earth and why do we have to pay them to live on it" (also "How did the government acquire the earth and why do we have to pay…
“The phrase ‘almost there’ has been used by hikers for centuries. Historians believe it has never been accurate”
Hikers often tell themselves that they're "almost there" at the end of the hike. This was posted on Facebook by National Park Service on July 16, 2026, and it received over 21,800…
“I love my coffee, but also being alert isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be either right now so idk”
Coffee might help someone to be awake and alert and aware, but is that really something positive? "I love my coffee but also being awake isn’t really all it’s cracked up to be either so…
“Orzo is the pasta that sounds least like a pasta. Rigmarole is the non-pasta that sounds most like a pasta”
"Rigmarole" (also spelled "rigamarole") means something long, complicated and tedious. It is not the name for a pasta shape (like "rigatoni"), but this has been…
“The most difficult pasta to make is ‘Rigamarole’”
"Rigmarole" (also spelled "rigamarole") means something long, complicated and tedious. It is not the name for a pasta shape (like "rigatoni"), but this has been…
“The pain you feel today will be the strength you will feel tomorrow” (exercise adage)
"The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow" (or "The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow") is an exercise adage that has been printed on…