“It’s not stalking if you bring a casserole”
"Heads up: It’s not stalking if you bring a casserole" was posted on Facebook by Lyssa Lynn on August 4, 2019. "It's not stalking if you bring a casserole" was posted on…
“I reached peak adulting by being thrilled to be in a nearly empty supermarket first thing in the morning”
"I reached peak adulting by being thrilled to be in a nearly empty supermarket first thing in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. An empty supermarket allows…
“Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you have tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you try hard enough”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Every day can be Taco Tuesday if you try hard enough”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Any day can be taco Tuesday if you order tacos”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you believe in yourself”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off”
Carrying a large pizza box in public can feel like showing off, and makes people jealous. Many people love pizza and want a slice. "carrying a pizza in public feels like you're showing…
“Chefs have to be very precise when measuring out butter. There’s no margarine for error”
"Margin for error" shouldn't be written as "margarine for error," but there are jokes. "When making butter there is little margarine for error. #pun" was posted…
“If your food says ‘Enjoy’ at the end of the cooking instructions, you can’t complain to the company if you didn’t like it…”
A joke about cooking instructions was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on December 6, 2022: "If your food says 'Enjoy' at the end of the cooking instructions, you can't…
“Food doesn’t really go bad, something just starts eating it before you do”
When does food go bad? This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 2, 2016: "Food doesn't really go 'bad' something just starts eating it before you do." Reddit --…
“When making butter, there is little margarine for error”
"Margin for error" shouldn't be written as "margarine for error," but there are jokes. "When making butter there is little margarine for error. #pun" was posted…
“Great chefs always use butter; that way, there’s no margarine for error”
"Margin for error" shouldn't be written as "margarine for error," but there are jokes. "When making butter there is little margarine for error. #pun" was posted…
“Chefs are very smart. They use butter in everything so there’s no margarine for error”
"Margin for error" shouldn't be written as "margarine for error," but there are jokes. "When making butter there is little margarine for error. #pun" was posted…
Big Apple College Fair (1979-present)
The annual Big Apple College Fair began in 1979 as Big Apple College Information Week, and a fair was held in each of New York City's five boroughs. In 2010, this was consolidated into one…
“So broke I buy groceries at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“So broke I shop at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“Yo momma so poor she shops at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“Yo momma’s so fat she should shop at Half Foods!”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“Sometimes, when I’m not that hungry, I shop at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…