“Who is JP Morgan and what exactly is he supposed to chase”
What is the "chase" in the bank JPMorgan Chase? This was posted on X/Twitter by pillie eilish on November 1, 2026, and it received over 11,000 likes: "who is jp morgan and what…
“When you vote you should get a bar code that you input into your TV and it turns off political ads”
Many people believe that if you do early voting, you should get something that turns off all political ads. What's the point of the ads if you've already voted? "When you vote early,…
“If you vote early, you should be able to turn off political ads”
Many people believe that if you do early voting, you should get something that turns off all political ads. What's the point of the ads if you've already voted? "When you vote early,…
“‘Cut through the grass. Sidewalks are for losers.’ —Pythagoras”
Many people learn about the Pythagorean Theorem in school, and then point out that they never use it in their lives. Some people think about the Pythagorean theorem every time they take a shortcut…
“Every time I cut through the grass instead of walking the full length on the sidewalk, I think of the Pythagorean theorem”
Many people learn about the Pythagorean Theorem in school, and then point out that they never use it in their lives. Some people think about the Pythagorean theorem every time they take a shortcut…
“Soup is witchcraft. We put plants, spices, and dead animals into a cauldron & follow instructions from a book written by old people”
"Soup is witchcraft. We put plants, spices, and dead animals into a cauldron & follow instructions from a book written by old people" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I’ve never seen someone with light in their eyes drink a Celsius”
Celsius is a brand of energy drinks. Some people think that, perhaps, there is too much energy in them. "WTF they put in Celsius btch I feel like I can pick the Earth up 😭" was posted…
“WTF they put in Celsius btch I feel like I can pick the Earth up”
Celsius is a brand of energy drinks. Some people think that, perhaps, there is too much energy in them. "WTF they put in Celsius btch I feel like I can pick the Earth up 😭" was posted…
“Experts say that you should only eat 6-15 fries at a time. But here’s the thing. No”
"Experts," such as doctors, can tell you how to run your life. However, you don't have to follow their advice. "Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before…
“Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking your first cup of coffee. But here’s the thing. No”
"Experts," such as doctors, can tell you how to run your life. However, you don't have to follow their advice. "Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before…
“Whenever I see a warning label on peanut butter saying it may contain peanuts, I understand why aliens don’t visit us anymore”
Peanut butter jars have a warning label cautioning those with peanut allergies, "May contain peanuts." Duh. "My favorite thing about peanut butter is that it specifies that it may…
“You boy! What psyop is this?” (meme)
"Ebenezer Scrooge sticks his head out a window 'YOU! BOY! What psyop is this?'" (shown on a meme) was posted on Bluesky by That Old Broadbean on December 17, 2024. The original…
“If I’m paying $100 for a haunted house I’m fucking the monsters”
Haunted houses can be expensive, and for the price being charged, they should be scary. "if i pay $40 for a haunted house, I better get stabbed foreal" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“The original name for chunky peanut butter was probably ‘Eh, these are crushed enough’”
A joke is that crunchy peanut butter was invented when someone just got tired of crushing peanuts. "The original name for chunky peanut butter was 'eh, these are crushed…
“It’s 2032. You have to scan a QR code to receive your paycheck. Your employer asks you for a tip for paying you”
A joke about all businesses having ubiquitous QR codes and ubiquitous tipping demands was posted on X/Twitter by 𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 on August 29, 2026, and this received over 30,000…
“Decaf coffee is just hot disappointment in a cup”
Many people do not like decaf (decaffeinated coffee), and David Letterman (television host of Late Night with David Letterman) was one of them. On his show in 2000, he joked "Decaffeinated…
“Decaf is just hot brown water with false hope”
Many people do not like decaf (decaffeinated coffee), and David Letterman (television host of Late Night with David Letterman) was one of them. On his show in 2000, he joked "Decaffeinated…
“Decaffeinated coffee: It’s useless warm brown water”
Many people do not like decaf (decaffeinated coffee), and David Letterman (television host of Late Night with David Letterman) was one of them. On his show in 2000, he joked "Decaffeinated…
“Decaffeinated coffee: It’s what they’re drinking in hell”
Many people do not like decaf (decaffeinated coffee), and David Letterman (television host of Late Night with David Letterman) was one of them. On his show in 2000, he joked "Decaffeinated…
Little Apple (Easton, Pennsylvania)
Easton, Pennsylvania, was called the "Little Apple" during Prohibition (1920-1933). The city was known for its speakeasies and places of prostitution, and many men from New York City took…