“Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread”

A vampire, such as Count Dracula, is afraid of garlic. “Maybe Dracula is always angry cause he can’t eat garlic bread” was posted on X/Twitter by SnipurrKat on Novembe 13, 2016. “Maybe Dracula is always angry cause he can’t eat garlic bread” was posted on Facebook by SarcastiKat on November 13, 2016.
 
A meme, showing a man and a woman in bed, was posted on Facebook by The Dad on July 26, 2018:
 
Her: I bet he’s thinking of other women.
Him: Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread.

 
     
Wikipedia: Count Dracula
Count Dracula (/ˈdrækjʊlə, -jə-/) is the title character of Bram Stoker’s 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula. He is considered the prototypical and archetypal vampire in subsequent works of fiction.
 
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SnipurrKat
@SnipurrKatt
Maybe Dracula is always angry cause he can’t eat garlic bread.
10:29 PM · Nov 13, 2016
 
Facebook
SarcastiKat
November 13, 2016 at 10:30 PM ·
Maybe Dracula is always angry cause he can’t eat garlic bread.
 
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meeping’d chicken
@meeping_chicken
What if Dracula is always angry because he can’t eat garlic bread?
10:25 PM · Nov 14, 2016
   
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_AuntieB_🐝
@ThrashedPotat0
Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread
2:10 PM · Nov 15, 2016
 
Facebook
The Dad
July 26, 2018 at 10:12 PM ·
*extremely Transylvania voice* I vant to try your garlic bread!
(The following text is on a meme, showing a man and a woman in bed.—ed.)
Her: I bet he’s thinking of other women
Him: Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread
 
Reddit—GarlicBreadMemes
tyrael98—July 26, 2018
Poor Vlad
(The following text is on a meme, showing a man and a woman in bed.—ed.)
Her: I bet he’s thinking of other women
Him: Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread
 
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Carter
@carterjfps
Dracula is angry all the time cause he can’t eat garlic bread
6:51 AM · Jul 27, 2018
 
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fern 🌿
@fernplantemoji
Maybe Dracula is mad all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread
9:06 AM · Jul 27, 2018
   
X/Twitter
Noah Purdy
@purdy_noah
Maybe Dracula’s the way he is because he can’t eat garlic bread.
11:42 AM · Jul 27, 2018
 
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The Dad
@thedad
Her: I bet he’s thinking of other women
Him: Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread
10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2022
     
X/Twitter
The Dad
@thedad
Her: I bet he’s thinking of other women
Him: Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread
10:47 PM · Aug 17, 2023
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iFunny
wtchbtch1
18 mar 2024
Her: I bet he’s thinking of other women Him: Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Maybe Dracula is angry all the time because he can’t eat garlic bread
6:40 PM · Nov 30, 2024