“I sleep better naked. Why can’t the flight attendant understand this?”
"I sleep better naked. Why can't the flight attendant understand this?" is a jocular saying about sleeping on an airplane that has been printed on many images. "I always sleep…
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“Every morning I have a low-carb, gluten free, vegan breakfast. Coffee. It’s coffee”
"Every morning I have a low-carb, gluten free, vegan breakfast. Coffee. It’s coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on…
“What’s the difference between socialism and democratic socialism?” (meme)
Two similar memes about democratic socialism have been printed on many images. The following meme was posted by The Atlas Society on Twitter and Facebook on February 12, 2019: "Teacher:…
“What do you call a retired Heinz worker?”/“A has bean.”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
Snackle Box or Snacklebox (snack + tackle box)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Fishing tackleTackle boxesFishing tackle boxes have for many years been an essential part of the anglers equipment. Fishing tackle boxes were originally made of…
“Democratic Socialism: Everyone votes for the state to forcibly take your money”
Two similar memes about democratic socialism have been printed on many images. The following meme was posted by The Atlas Society on Twitter and Facebook on February 12, 2019: "Teacher:…
“My job has this fun habit of adding responsibilities to your job role without adding any money…”
"My job has this fun habit of adding responsibilities to your job role without adding any money to your salary..." was posted on Facebook by The Life Network on January 10, 2020. The post…
“Be the reason why a politician has a mental breakdown in public restroom”
Many people do not like politicians. "Be the reason why a politician has a mental breakdown in public restroom" is a saying of unknown authorship. "Be the reason why politician has a…
Interlocking letters “N” and “Y” on New York baseball uniforms
Baseball uniforms for the New York Giants, New York Yankees and New York Mets have all used the interlocking letters "N" and "Y" for "New York." The New York Giants…
“My job has this really fun habit of adding more responsibilities to my job role…”
"My job has this fun habit of adding responsibilities to your job role without adding any money to your salary..." was posted on Facebook by The Life Network on January 10, 2020. The post…
“What do you call a bean that’s not cool anymore?”/“A has-bean.”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“What do you call old frijoles?”/“Has beans.”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“What do you call a bean that was previously famous?”/“A ‘has bean.’”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“Isn’t it too early to be eating that?”/“What time do stomachs open?”
Many people want to eat whatever food they want whenever they want it, regardless if the food is usually served at breakfast or dinner. This was posted (with four images) on X/Twitter by Danielle…
“No farms, no food, no future”
"No farms, no food" is a saying (usually used as a protest slogan) that has been printed on many images. "No farms, no food" was printed in the Courier-Post (Camden, NJ) on May…
“What’s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
“What’s the difference between a platypus and a head of lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
“What’s the difference between a unicorn and lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
No Actual Science Allowed (NASA nickname)
Entry in progress -- BP Other NASA nicknames include "National Academy of Space Actors," "Never A Straight Answer" and "Not A Space Agency." Wikipedia: NASAThe…
“What’s the difference between bigfoot and lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…