Theyhattan (they + Manhattan)
"Theyhattan" (they + Manhattan) is a jocular name to get the "man" out of the borough of "Manhattan." "I am offended by this. It should clearly by Theyhattan or…
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“I reject the assertion that my family must be made defenseless for you to be safe”
"I reject the assertion that my family and I must be made defenseless for you and yours to feel safe" (or "I reject the assertion that my family must be made defenseless for you to…
“I reject the assertion that my family & I must be made defenseless for you & yours to feel safe”
"I reject the assertion that my family and I must be made defenseless for you and yours to feel safe" (or "I reject the assertion that my family must be made defenseless for you to…
“Obey the sign or pay the fine”
"Obey the sign or pay the fine" is an anti-speeding campaign that has been shown on many images. Newspapers.com14 December 1991, St. Louis (MO) Post-Dispatch, "Letters from the…
“Using your turn signal is not ‘giving information to the enemy’”
Many people are reluctant to use turn signals while driving. "Using your turn signal is not 'giving information to the enemy'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest.’ So I carried on walking”
"Pay no interest" can have a double meaning. This joke was posted on Sickipedia on August 19, 2022: "I saw a sign in a shop window that read ‘Pay No Interest.’ So I carried on…
“A penny found is worth more than a penny earned because a penny earned is taxed”
"A penny saved is a penny earned" is an old proverb. This variation was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February 4, 2022: "A penny found is worth more than a penny earned-…
“If I stirred it, it’s homemade”
"If I had/have to stir it, it's homemade" (or "If I stirred it, it's homemade") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's home…
“Our house is lived in, it’s not for show. If you don’t like the mess, you know where to go”
"Our house is lived in, it's not for show. If you don't like the mess, you know where to go" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the visitor can leave the…
“If I had to stir it, it’s homemade”
"If I had/have to stir it, it's homemade" (or "If I stirred it, it's homemade") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's home…
“If I have to stir it, it’s homemade”
"If I had/have to stir it, it's homemade" (or "If I stirred it, it's homemade") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, it's home…
“Peaches are just suede nectarines”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?”/“Because Batman swore to protect goth ham.”
"Gotham" is not the same as "goth ham," but a riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 18, 2020: Q: Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?A: Because…
“Fox News. Y u no have news about foxes?”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
“Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
Struggle Sandwich
A "struggle sandwich" is a sandwich on a low budget. It might be two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle, or with ice cubes in the middle. The term appears to have originated…
“I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
“Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Class started before I got here.”
A school joke is: Teacher: Why are you late?Student: Class started before I got here. The student offers no explanation for lateness, but defines what lateness is. The joke has been cited in print…
“The real problem with FOX News is that it never actually reports on anything about foxes”
The Fox News Channel doesn't usually have news about foxes, but there are jokes. "I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes.…
“Vegemite is the Australian version of Marmite”
Marmite is a British savory food spread, first made in 1902. Vegemite is a thick, dark brown Australian food spread, first made in 1922. "Vegemite seems to be the Australia-New Zealand version…