“We have now entered the void (26th December to 31st December)”
The period between the holidays of Christmas (December 25th) and New Year's Day (January 1st) is a time when many people are off from school or work. Some people catch up on sleep and…
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“We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December)”
The period between the holidays of Christmas (December 25th) and New Year's Day (January 1st) is a time when many people are off from school or work. Some people catch up on sleep and…
“I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already did that”
"I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already did (that)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (a…
“I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already fuckin done that”
"I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already did (that)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (a…
“The Grinch doesn’t need to steal Christmas because the cost of living already has”
"I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already did (that)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (a…
“I’ve come to accept that my parents were Santa. Though I still don’t understand how they made it to all the houses in one night”
Some people come to realize that Santa Claus does not exist, while others come to realize that their parents were Santa Claus (that is, the concept of Santa Claus exists through one's…
“Those who colonized the whole world are trying to convince us that resistance to colonialism is terrorism”
"Those who colonized the whole world are trying to convince us that resistance to colonialism is terrorism" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“And to think I survived a global pandemic for this”
"And to think I survived a global pandemic for this" was posted on Facebook by Bob Golen on December 19, 2024. It was reposted on X/Twitter by Bob Golen on December 19, 2025, and this…
“What does Santa use to clean his suit for Christmas?”/“Yule Tide.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What does Santa use to clean his suit for Christmas? A: Yule Tide. "Yule" or "yuletide" is the Christmastide season, and "Tide" is a popular…
“Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time”
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
“Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time”
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
“Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time”
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
“If my calculations are correct, I have absolutely no money”
"If my calculations are correct, I have no money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker probably knew about the lack of money and didn't have…
“I visited the doctor today and he told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf”
A joke about "blood sugar level" mistakes that term for the shelf that sugar is stored on. "Doctor told my Friend her sugar is too high she move her sugar container to a lower…
“Doctor told me my sugar level is too high… So I move the sugar container to a lower shelf!”
A joke about "blood sugar level" mistakes that term for the shelf that sugar is stored on. "Doctor told my Friend her sugar is too high she move her sugar container to a lower…
“It’s not officially Christmas until you’ve told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off”
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
“It’s not officially Christmas until you’ve told a roll of Sellotape to fuck off”
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
“It’s not officially Christmas until you’ve called a roll of Sellotape a bastard”
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
“It’s not officially Christmas until I’ve called a roll of Sellotape a twat”
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
“What’s another name for the captain of a sail boat?”/“A sails manager.”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…