“You want me to make friends? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?”
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“For Christmas, I was given a jar of cherries in brandy. I was grateful not just for the cherries, but for the spirit in which it was given!”
"Brandied cherries" are cherries preserved in a sweetened brandy syrup. There's a joke about brandied cherries and "Christmas spirit." "I was given a jar of cherries…
“We deserve better psyops”
"We deserve better psyops" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The anti-government sarcastic saying is usually shown on a meme, with a person holding this message on a sign.…
“We’re all in this psyop together”
"We're all in this psyop together" (or "We are all in this psyop together") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a response to a mass event like…
“We are all in this psyop together”
"We're all in this psyop together" (or "We are all in this psyop together") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a response to a mass event like…
“What do you get when a dinosaur mates with a pig?”/“Jurassic Pork”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…
“Don’t let your food get cold while staring at someone else’s plate”
"Don't let your food get cold watching someone else's plate" (or "Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on someone else's plate") is a…
“Mercury is in Gatorade so I’m realigning my chimichangas”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“Mercury is in Gatorade”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“Mercury is in Gatorade. Don’t drink it”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“Mercury is in Gatorade or some shit”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“Supposedly Mercury is in Gatorade or some shit”
"Mercury is in Gatorade" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The phrase is a joke on the astrological saying about the planet Mercury that "Mecury is in retrograde."…
“It’s been 4 years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else”
Many people go on a job interview, and then never hear anything back. "It’s been 4 years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else" is a joke that has…
“There’s one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor’s”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
“One good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbor’s”
"There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's" is a saying that has been
“My body is a machine that turns beers into regrettable drunk texts”
Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones. "my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women" was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024.…
“If she doesn’t text you when she’s drunk, you ain’t the one”
When a woman drinks and she drunk texts, it's almost always to someone she wants the most. "If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one" is a saying…
“If she don’t text you when she’s drunk, you ain’t the one”
When a woman drinks and she drunk texts, it's almost always to someone she wants the most. "If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one" is a saying…
The Big Apple (Arcadia, MI restaurant, 1937-2020)
The Big Apple restaurant on 17080 Northwood Highway in Arcadia, Michigan,, was opened in 1937. The name was surely taken from the “Big Apple” dance, a national craze in 1937. The Big Apple…
“It’s been six years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else”
Many people go on a job interview, and then never hear anything back. "It’s been 4 years since my job interview. I’m beginning to suspect they chose someone else" is a joke that has…