“When you see a Cybertruck parked in front of the courthouse, don’t you just assume they’re guilty?”

Many people do not like Tesla Cybertrucks, and make fun of the drivers and owners. This was posted on X/Twitter by law dog, esq. on March 7, 2026, and it received over 54,000 likes:
 
“i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library.”
 
“There’s a Cybertruck parked at the library and it is somehow even more hideous in person” was posted on X/Twitter by Martin P. on March 29, 2024. “I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CYBERTRUCK PARKED INSIDE OF A GARAGE” was posted on Facebook by Joey Farr on January 3, 2025. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cybertruck parked at a library” was posted on Bluesky by Beastmaster General on March 9, 2025. “When you see a cybertruck parked in front of the courthouse… Don’t you just assume they’re guilty?” was posted on Facebook by Jared Ralphie Allen on November 4, 2025.
 
“I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself” is another saying about the Tesla Cybertruck.
   
 
Wikipedia: Tesla Cybertruck
The Tesla Cybertruck is a battery-electric full-size pickup truck manufactured by Tesla, Inc. since 2023. It was unveiled as a prototype in November 2019, featuring a distinctive angular design composed of flat, unpainted stainless steel body panels, drawing comparisons to low-polygon computer models.
       
X/Twitter
Martin P.
@Goobergunch
There’s a Cybertruck parked at the library and it is somehow even more hideous in person.
4:34 PM · Mar 29, 2024
 
Bluesky
Martin P.
‪@goobergunch.net‬
There’s a Cybertruck parked at the library and it is somehow even more hideous in person.
4:35 PM · Mar 29, 2024  
 
Bluesky
Gretchen
‪@wokkax3.bsky.social‬
Just saw a cybertruck parked at the library (improbable) and a car with license plate ART RSTO (artichoke risotto?)
1:28 PM · Jul 23, 2024
 
Facebook
Joey Farr
January 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM ·
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CYBERTRUCK PARKED INSIDE OF A GARAGE.
 
Bluesky
Beastmaster General
‪@beastmstrgeneral.bsky.social‬
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cybertruck parked at a library
3:49 PM · Mar 9, 2025
 
Facebook
Jared Ralphie Allen
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM ·
When you see a cybertruck parked in front of the courthouse… Don’t you just assume they’re guilty?
 
Bluesky
Avery
‪@sovreign-citithem.bsky.social‬
Saw a cybertruck parked at a library; felt spiritually wrong
4:55 PM · Feb 17, 2026
 
X/Twitter
law dog, esq.
@ggooooddddoogg
i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library
2:11 PM · Mar 7, 2026
 
Facebook
Casual Posting
March 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM ·
I’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library
 
X/Twitter
Joe Paradise
@JoeParadise9
You never see a Cybertruck parked at the library
7:50 PM · Mar 9, 2026
 
Bluesky
Humor Satire Memes
‪@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social‬
Nobody has
[@ggooooddddoogg
i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library
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1:30 PM · Mar 15, 2026